Funny how they're too stupid to realize Uncle Tom was the hero standing up to the slaveowners. Literally sacrificed his own life to protect escaped slaves.

ETA: On second thought, maybe they do. If black Americans trapped on the modern welfare plantation listened to all the "Uncle Toms" they might decide to run away.

Funny how they're too stupid to realize Uncle Tom was the hero standing up to the slaveowners. Literally sacrificed his own life to protect escaped slaves.