Great, now my penis will have to be coaxed out from hiding...

Ladies, any takers?

He's 13 inches.... starting at the spleen.

I mean who's to say where the dick ends and the spleen begins? A turtle isn't just the part sticking out of his shell...

I'll see myself out.

Edit: :Can you people not take a joke?

Great, now my penis will have to be coaxed out from hiding...

Ladies, any takers?

He's 13 inches.... starting at the spleen.

I mean who's to say where the dick ends and the spleen begins? A turtle isn't just the part sticking out of his shell...

I'll see myself out.