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“My body anatomy is being taken from me”

Said the woman who DELIBERATELY allowed a penis to CUM INSIDE OF HER.

Yeah with the exception of rape (very rare) it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have a baby accidentally or against your will...Just imagine all the events that have to happen to accidentally have a baby without meaning too...

  1. Man and Woman have to be in a situation where they don’t want to have sex but are naked and alone together.
  2. Man and woman have to fall into eachother with the woman’s legs spread and the mans penis erect (again all without them wanting to have sex)
  3. The erect but “I don’t want to have sex with you penis” also has to perfectly line up with the open legs of the “i dont want to have sex with you” woman.
  4. The man and woman must attempt to separate but fall victim to some other issue that prevents them moving away from eachother less than 5-8 inches away.
  5. They must repeatedly and quickly attempt to escape this contrived and magically binding at least 3 times a second.
  6. They must continue constant escape attempt for in worst case scenario a few minutes up to and any time in between 4 hours if you are Tiger woods.
  7. The contrived magical bonds must be removed instantaneously after the man cums. (Otherwise we’d have a lot of hospital visits of men and woman stuck together)

I mean if you believe all that can be an accident you are a fucking retard. MAKE CONDOMS OR GENERAL ABSTINENCE UNTIL YOU WANT A KID GREAT AGAIN!

205 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

“My body anatomy is being taken from me”

Said the woman who DELIBERATELY allowed a penis to CUM INSIDE OF HER.

Yeah with the exception of rape (very rare) it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have a baby accidentally...Just imagine all the events that have to happen to accidentally have a baby without meaning too...

  1. Man and Woman have to be in a situation where they don’t want to have sex but are naked and alone together.
  2. Man and woman have to fall into eachother with the woman’s legs spread and the mans penis erect (again all without them wanting to have sex)
  3. The erect but “I don’t want to have sex with you penis” also has to perfectly line up with the open legs of the “i dont want to have sex with you” woman.
  4. The man and woman must attempt to separate but fall victim to some other issue that prevents them moving away from eachother less than 5-8 inches away.
  5. They must repeatedly and quickly attempt to escape this contrived and magically binding at least 3 times a second.
  6. They must continue constant escape attempt for in worst case scenario a few minutes up to and any time in between 4 hours if you are Tiger woods.
  7. The contrived magical bonds must be removed instantaneously after the man cums. (Otherwise we’d have a lot of hospital visits of men and woman stuck together)

I mean if you believe all that can be an accident you are a fucking retard. MAKE CONDOMS OR GENERAL ABSTINENCE UNTIL YOU WANT A KID GREAT AGAIN!

205 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

“My body anatomy is being taken from me”

Said the woman who DELIBERATELY allowed a penis to CUM INSIDE OF HER.

Yeah with the exception of rape (very rare) it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to have a baby accidentally...Just imagine all the events that have to happen to accidentally have a baby without meaning too...

  1. Man and Woman have to be in a situation where they don’t want to have sex but are naked and alone together.
  2. Man and woman have to fall into eachother with the woman’s legs spread and the mans penis erect (again all without them wanting to have sex)
  3. The erect but “I don’t want to have sex with you penis” also has to perfectly line up with the open legs of the “i dont want to have sex with you” woman.
  4. The man and woman must attempt to separate but fall victim to some other issue that prevents them moving away from eachother less than 5-8 inches away.
  5. They must repeatedly and quickly attempt to escape this contrived and magically binding at least 3 times a second.
  6. They must continue constant escape attempt for in worst case scenario a few minutes up to and any time in between 4 hours if you are Tiger woods.
  7. The contrived magical bonds must be removed instantaneously after the man cums. (Otherwise we’d have a lot of hospital visits of men and woman stuck together)

I mean if you believe all that can be an accident you are a fucking retard

205 days ago
1 score