You would've loved the 2010s in chicago. Every new restaurant was exactly the same. Even to the naming, it was hilariously unoriginal but those liberal dipshits thought it was the coming of christ.

Owen & Engine. Donkey & Stick. Retard & Abel. Everyone had to have an X & Y name.

Their menus were full of "farm to table" yoga babble. Each was required to have at least 20 edison bulbs In the bar, steel chairs painted to look aged, exposed brick and ductwork wherever possible.

Staff was also lemming like. Quirky girls with giant eyeglasses and tattoos. Fag bartenders in lumberjack shirts and spiral twisted moustaches. Anyone who was gay had to be as fabulous and loud as possible.

$30 burgers and $18 bloody Marys. All the restaurant sites creamed themselves with how stunning and brave these new concepts were. Liberal idiots waited in lines to eat. The 3rd largest city in america and these dopes are waiting in a line to eat.

Liberals will literally stand outside for an hour or more for a cheeseburger and french fries. Just so they can say they went there and talk about it. Standing for a fucking HOUR to eat a burger. It was unreal

You would've loved the 2010s in chicago. Every new restaurant was exactly the same. Even to the naming, it was hilariously unoriginal but those liberal dipshits thought it was the coming of christ.

Owen & Engine. Donkey & Stick. Retard & Abel. Everyone had to have an X & Y name.

Their menus were full of "farm to table" yoga babble. Each was required to have at least 20 edison bulbs In the bar, steel chairs painted to look aged, exposed brick and ductwork wherever possible.

Staff was also lemming like. Quirky girls with giant eyeglasses and tattoos. Fag bartenders in lumberjack shirts and spiral twisted moustaches. Anyone who was gay had to be as fabulous and loud as possible.

$30 burgers and $18 bloody Marys. All the restaurant sites creamed themselves with how stunning and brave these new concepts were. Liberal idiots waited in lines to eat. The 3rd largest city in america and these dopes are waiting in a line to eat.