Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. sniffff
Edit 2: I just don't get why everyone is railing on me! My penile shaft has a mind of its own. It's not my fault I sniffff, the son of the Vice President of the United States, took 5,822 images of my dick in various forms and locations! The thing breathes, just like the Constitution. sniffffffffff
Edit 3: Dad, I know I'm always gonna be your retarded child. But please love me.
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. sniffff
Edit 2: I just don't get why everyone is railing on me! My penile shaft has a mind of its own. It's not my fault I sniffff, the son of the Vice President of the United States, took 5,822 images of my dick in various forms and locations! The thing breathes, just like the Constitution. sniffffffffff
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. sniffff
Edit 2: I just don't get why everyone is railing on me! My penile shaft has a mind of its own. It's not my fault I sniffff, the son of the Vice President of the United States, took 5,822 images of my dick in various forms and locations! The thing breathes, just like the Constitution. "sniffffffffff"
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. sniffff
Edit 2: I just don't get why everyone is railing on me! My penile shaft has a mind of its own. It's not my fault I, the son of the Vice President of the United States, took 5,822 images of my dick in various forms and locations! The thing breathes, just like the Constitution.
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. snorttt
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. sniffff
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.
Edit 1: I have now castrated myself. I no longer feel the sensation I felt when the feet sandwiched my... um.. thing. Father, I will no longer harm your campaign because the sensation no longer exists. I cannot nut. I cannot harm your campaign anymore.
Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.