I agree.

Think about it this way: if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck. It’s a duck. But if being a duck is shameful because ducks are notorious for fucking up everything for everyone else: Don’t be surprised if that duck tries to stop you from declaring it a duck, or from discussing previous crimes committed by ducks.

I agree.

Think about it this way: if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck. It’s a duck. But if being a duck is shameful because ducks are notorious for fucking up everything for everyone else: Don’t be surprised if that duck tries to stop you from declaring it a duck.