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She texts him LOVE at 5:30am and he replies that he wants to fold clothes for her. His very next text is a meetup location the same afternoon. It's about the most obvious euphemism possible in the context of their conversations, and the fact that there are actual photos of him laying with her in bed. In other text messages he says Natalie's mother will call the police if he is with her. It could not be more clear what is going on given the full context of information available. Hunter is no laundry mat. The photo which OAN referred to as "laying horizontal" together is a selfie of her and Biden lying in bed, in a spooning position.

laundry

Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

  • by Dave_1983 December 19, 2005

fold laundry

When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.

(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.

  • by tmunny127 January 29, 2015
105 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

She texts him LOVE at 5:30am and he replies that he wants to fold clothes for her. His very next text is where he is that same afternoon. It's about the most obvious euphemism possible in the context of their conversations, and the fact that there are actual photos of him laying with her in bed. The photo which OAN referred to as "laying horizontal" together is a selfie of her and Biden lying in bed, in a spooning position. Hunter is not interested in folding his nieces dry cleaning.

laundry

Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

  • by Dave_1983 December 19, 2005

fold laundry

When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.

(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.

  • by tmunny127 January 29, 2015
105 days ago
1 score