The reality is that the vast majority of conservatives are materialistic selfish pricks who won't give a fuck about anything that doesn't directly hurt their ability to buy shit.
It's why we have had to deal with things like "Fudds". Conservatives who don't give a fuck about banning 'assault weapons' because it doesn't affect their $45,000 H&H side-by-side. It's why shitlibs can mobilize an army of 12,000 communists overnight damn-near anywhere in the country, but we just cry and whine about 'muh job' because "how else am I going to afford new mud tires for my $71,000 F-150?"
I've said it over and over - go look at how liberals 'show off' on Facebook and compare it to how conservatives 'show off'. Liberals are bragging about the bruises they got "for the cause", conservatives are humblebrag one-upping each other over $3,000 MAWL IR lasers on their $4,000 Honey Badger.
Our individualism has been our undoing. Look at 'Preppers'. Shitlibs organize communal food programs for homeless degenerates, we stockpile food for ourselves and ammo so we can kill our neighbors if they come sniffing around.
E Pluribus Unum.
The reality is that the vast majority of conservatives are materialistic selfish pricks who won't give a fuck about anything that doesn't directly hurt their ability to buy shit.
It's why we have had to deal with things like "Fudds". Conservatives who don't give a fuck about banning 'assault weapons' because it doesn't affect their $45,000 H&H side-by-side. It's why shitlibs can mobilize an army of 12,000 communists overnight damn-near anywhere in the country, but we just cry and whine about 'muh job' because "how else am I going to afford new mud tires for my $71,000 F-150?"
I've said it over and over - go look at how liberals 'show off' on Facebook and compare it to how conservatives 'show off'. Liberals are bragging about the bruises they got "for the cause", conservatives are humblebrag one-upping each other over $3,000 MAWL IR lasers on their $4,000 Honey Badger.
E Pluribus Unum, our individualism has been our undoing.
The reality is that the vast majority of conservatives are materialistic selfish pricks who won't give a fuck about anything that doesn't directly hurt their ability to buy shit.
It's why we have had to deal with things like "Fudds". Conservatives who don't give a fuck about banning 'assault weapons' because it doesn't affect their $45,000 H&H side-by-side. It's why shitlibs can mobilize an army of 12,000 communists overnight damn-near anywhere in the country, but we just cry and whine about 'muh job' because "how else am I going to afford new mud tires for my $71,000 F-150?"
I've said it over and over - go look at how liberals 'show off' on Facebook and compare it to how conservatives 'show off'. Liberals are bragging about the bruises they got "for the cause", conservatives are humblebrag one-upping each other over $3,000 MAWL IR lasers on their $4,000 Honey Badger.