After taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, it has been ruled that a Royal Flush beats 5 of a kind. Newcomer Amy Coney Barret writes "While the rules may not be clear, the founders clearly intended the Royal Flush to be the ultimate winning hand, therefore we must conclude Biden's mathematically and statistically impossible hand to not 'Trump' (Judge Amy Coney Barret audibly laughs, saying 'Tee-Hee') President Trumps legitimate legal victory."

Judge Roberts writes the dissenting opinion: "After careful discussions with the two stupidest judges still alive, God Bless the Late Great Ruth Bader Ginsberg, I come to the same conclusion that 'Not a fucking idiot diversity hire Sotomayor' and 'When the fuck did Kagan get put on the bench' did. Trump is mean and orange. What are we voting about again?"

After taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, it has been ruled that a Royal Flush beats 5 of a kind. Newcomer Amy Coney Barret writes "While the rules may not be clear, the founders clearly intended the Royal Flush to be the ultimate winning hand, therefore we must conclude Biden's mathematically and statically impossible hand to not 'Trump' (Judge Amy Coney Barret audibly laughs, saying 'Tee-Hee') President Trumps legitimate legal victory."

Judge Roberts writes the dissenting opinion: "After careful discussions with the two stupidest judges still alive, God Bless the Late Great Ruth Bader Ginsberg, I come to the same conclusion that 'Not a fucking idiot diversity hire Sotomayor' and 'When the fuck did Kagan get put on the bench' did. Trump is mean and orange. What are we voting about again?"

After taking the case all the way to the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, it has been ruled that a Royal Flush beats 5 of a kind. Newcomer Amy Coney Barret writes "While the rules may not be clear, the founders clearly intended the Royal Flush to be the ultimate winning hand, therefore we must conclude Biden's mathematically and statically impossible hand to not 'Trump' (Judge Amy Coney Barret audibly laughs, saying 'Tee-Hee') President Trumps legitimate legal victory.

Judge Roberts writes the dissenting opinion: "After careful discussions with the two stupidest judges still alive, God Bless the Late Great Ruth Bader Ginsberg, I come to the same conclusion that 'Not a fucking idiot diversity hire Sotomayor' and 'When the fuck did Kagan get put on the bench' did. Trump is mean and orange. What are we voting about again?"