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IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL, A KID FROM QUEENS, NY...

A “ladies man”, he’s good looking in his military school uniform, with pretty rich parents, but not “Manhattan rich”. And the elitist snobs never let him forget it — he’ll never be ‘part of the club’.

Instead of coasting through life like all the trust fund brats, he’s determined to do something great — whether to prove himself to himself, or to everyone else, no one can really say for sure.

But he goes to work, and he never gives up, ever, no matter what anybody says or how much they mock him.

He shows he can roll up on every club and dominate the nightlife scene.

He transforms his father’s rental holdings into a luxury real estate empire.

He out-plays the gamblers at the casino business.

He out-classes his opponents in every kind of court battle.

He stars on a top-rated TV show... about business management.

He marries, divorces, and marries again, and raises great kids, with supermodels, each in turn increasingly beautiful, graceful, and charming.

He teaches his kids how to follow in his footsteps.

He runs for president and wins against the world’s most unstoppable corrupt politicians.

His presidency is marked by the greatest measurable achievements of any administration in history, doing things his predecessors decried as impossible pipe dreams, at the same time he overcomes the largest opposition challenges and treasonous coup attempts ever faced, and puts an end to a century of endless wars by defeating a terrorist army, leveraging his own personal brand of high-stakes foreign diplomacy, and using his skill for practical deal-making.

He defeats a worldwide pandemic in less than 8 months by bypassing bureaucracy and using the ‘bully pulpit’ to harness the industrial power his policies brought back into the country, and even defeats the virus itself in his own body.

He campaigns with rallies that get record-setting attendance during a lockdown, and then gets the greatest amount of votes in history for re-election.

He holds National Command Authority over the strongest military force in history that he himself built back up from ruin.

He is strongly supported by over 100 million citizens, who give him record-high approval ratings, and at least 10 million of which are ready to fight to the death at his command.

He knows that, should he surrender, his country and the entire world will shortly fall into a genocidal wave of terror and technocratic nightmare the likes of which history has never witnessed, and that he, his entire family, and his 100 million supporters will end up systematically brutalized, censored, disarmed, locked down, tortured, raped, and killed — that all mankind will lose their God-given rights under a lawless tyranny that will destroy and terrorize for a century or more.

DO YOU THINK THAT QUEENS KID IS GOING TO BACK DOWN?

not fuckin’ likely

154 days ago
7 score
Reason: Original

IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL, A KID FROM QUEENS, NY...

A “ladies man”, he’s good looking in his military school uniform, with pretty rich parents, but not “Manhattan rich”. And the elitist snobs never let him forget it — he’ll never be ‘part of the club’.

Instead of coasting through life like all the trust fund brats, he’s determined to do something great — whether to prove himself to himself, or to everyone else, no one can really say for sure.

But he goes to work, and he never gives up, ever, no matter what anybody says or how much they mock him.

He shows he can roll up on every club and dominate the nightlife scene.

He transforms his father’s rental holdings into a luxury real estate empire.

He out-plays the gamblers at the casino business.

He out-classes his opponents in every kind of court battle.

He stars on a top-rated TV show... about business management.

He marries, divorces, and marries again, and raises great kids, with supermodels, each in turn increasingly beautiful, graceful, and charming.

He teaches his kids how to follow in his footsteps.

He runs for president and wins against the world’s most unstoppable corrupt politicians.

His presidency is marked by the greatest measurable achievements of any administration in history, doing things his predecessors decried as impossible pipe dreams, at the same time he overcomes the largest opposition challenges and treasonous coup attempts ever faced, and puts an end to a century of endless wars by defeating a terrorist army, leveraging his own personal brand of high-stakes foreign diplomacy, and using his skill for practical deal-making.

He defeats a worldwide pandemic in less than 8 months by bypassing bureaucracy and using the ‘bully pulpit’ to harness the industrial power his policies brought back into the country, and even defeats the virus itself in his own body.

He campaigns with rallies that get record-setting attendance during a lockdown, and then gets the greatest amount of votes in history for re-election.

He holds National Command Authority over the strongest military force in history that he himself built back up from ruin.

He is strongly supported by over 100 million citizens, who give him record-high approval ratings, and at least 10 million of which are ready to fight to the death at his command.

He knows that, should he surrender, his country and the entire world will shortly fall into a genocidal wave of terror and technocratic nightmare the likes of which history has never witnessed, and that he, his entire family, and his 100 million supporters will end up systematically brutalized, censored, disarmed, locked down, tortured, raped, and killed — that all mankind will lose their God-given rights under a lawless tyranny that will destroy and terrorize for a century or more.

DO YOU THINK THAT QUEEN’S KID IS GOING TO BACK DOWN?

not fuckin’ likely

154 days ago
1 score