Me, "Hello, thank for calling (hotel name), how may I help you?"

Caller, "Hellloooooo?"

Me, "Yes?"

Caller, "I waswondermmmmaslupatmo"

Me, "wat?"

Caller, "I WASWONDEEMMMMASLUPATMO!

Me, "I can't understand you."

Caller, "I. WAS. WONDEEMMMMASLUPATMO!"

Me, "I still can't understand you. I can hear you just fine, but you're slurring your words."

Caller, "Akmorrorgaht."

Me, "Sure, so you're interested in our presidential suite for Fri-Sun? It'll be $145 USD plus tax."

Caller, "Slepmogwankstak?"

Me, " Yes, I'll go ahead and set you up right now. Can you please provide me with your credit card number and expiration?"

Caller, proceeds to read out their credit card number and expiration date perfectly

Me, "I honestly didn't think I would make it this far but I have everything ready for your stay Friday through Sunday of this week."

Caller, "Meslagot."

Me, "thank you for choosing (hotel name) and we look forward to seeing you. Trump won." Hangs up

Me, "Hello, thank for calling (hotel name), how may I help you?"

Caller, "Hellloooooo?"

Me, "Yes?"

Caller, "I waswondermmmmaslupatmo"

Me, "wat?"

Caller, "I WASWONDEEMMMMASLUPATMO!

Me, "I can't understand you."

Caller, "I. WAS. WONDEEMMMMASLUPATMO!"

Me, "I still can't understand you. I can hear you just fine, but you're slurring your words."

Caller, "Akmorrorgaht."

Me, "Sure, so you're interested in our presidential suite for Fri-Sun? It'll be $145 USD plus tax."

Caller, "Slepmogwankstak?"

Me, " Yes, I'll go ahead and set you up right now. Can you please provide me with your credit card number and expiration?"

Caller, proceeds to read out their credit card number and expiration date perfectly

Me, "I honestly didn't think I would make it this far but I have everything ready for your stay Friday through Sunday of this week."

Caller, "Meslagot."

Me, "thank you for choosing (hotel name) and we look forward to seeing you. Trump won. Hangs up