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-Lumenatra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn.. Which color will your Ferrari be?

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-Lumenatra 4 points ago +4 / -0

If DENT or HOLO get to this price, i'll be a happy camper.

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +1 / -0

How hard is it for him to understand Trias Politica? He grabbed the Executive branch, not the Legislative or the Judicial.

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-Lumenatra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theoretically it's possible.. But the plane has to be in a higher orbit than the ISS. So we could all get our astronaut wings!

Realistically, bureaucrats can't get it done in a million years.

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +2 / -1

Politicians know each others skeletons in the closet, for having worked with each other that long. You do me a favor on this, i'll do you a favor on this. President Trump was the odd man out, they had no skeletons. So they had to go look for them.

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-Lumenatra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here in the Netherlands sling shots are in the highest category of illegality, not even the military can have them. Guns are illegal too, but you can get one on a permit. It takes about a year and a half at least to get a permit and there are other ridiculous hoops you've got to jump, unfortunately

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shot one once.. Best $300/sec of my live.

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-Lumenatra 4 points ago +4 / -0

We can own firearms in Europe, have a few of them myself. But the hoops you have to jump through are ridiculous. And there's a swat team at your door if you do something they don't like, or if any law changes.

I'm up for moving to the United States of Based America though :-)

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-Lumenatra 7 points ago +7 / -0

CEO: "All right, who gets to wear the wig this time? Dammit folks, you know this is the only way to circumvent that stupid woman quota... I wore it last time."

*tosses the wig randomly

"Looks like you're it, Chris.. Or should I say Chrissy?"

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-Lumenatra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meanwhile, you can protest for any other cause in Amsterdam, as long as it's a leftist cause. Protest to have your freedom restored and the whole police force is coming down on you. All the newspapers are constantly reporting the protests in a negative way, "the police protection has cost the taxpayer 5,5m euro so far".

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're 6ft6 like me, using the handles will cause your ankles to hit the cart and you'll sprain your back hunching forward. Side pushing rules.

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad there's still something like the Legion of Skanks podcast, politically incorrect and not afraid of it. The weather lady is the real pussy here.

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-Lumenatra 6 points ago +6 / -0

"it's just $5 an hour". Times 250 makes that $2,4m* a year on added wages, or $800K per store. Don't know what the average profit of a supermarket is, but I can imagine $800K will bite quite a hole in that.

*based on 40 hr/wk

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that why his eyes look all black? Just lenses so he can look down on his papers without notice?

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-Lumenatra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would advise anyone to keep their feet of my car.

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-Lumenatra 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the Netherlands, you can have a protest "against global warming" or whatever nonsense without a problem. Now if you want to protest the Sperrzeit (evening clock) you'll get hosed down with a water cannon and arrested. Sickening.

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