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19841776 101 points ago +102 / -1

Technically, aliens from Uranus are all classified as political refugees since the Pulling It Outta My Ass Act of 1947.

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19841776 31 points ago +31 / -0

If it draws out, there will be reinforcements and support/supply.

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19841776 13 points ago +14 / -1

Is Melanie actually incognito Bene Gesserit?

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19841776 39 points ago +40 / -1

They built superstores in every American town, forced local small businesses out of business, all in an ultimate long game effort to bring Chinese manufactured junk direct to your door and eliminate competition.

Plus they tweeted some unpatriotic shit, but that’s minor, really.

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19841776 72 points ago +73 / -1

JANUARY 6th — WILL BE WILD!

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19841776 9 points ago +13 / -4

Yep, just to be clear we are women, men, brown, black, white, pink, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, whatever, whatever, don’t let them push the racist narrative. We are PATRIOTS. We are the USA. We are the SELF-GOVERNED.

This is a nation OF THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE and we will not drink the swamp water.

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19841776 37 points ago +37 / -0

snarfs breastmilk out nose

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19841776 19 points ago +20 / -1

As a professional breastfeeding peer counselor, I can tell you it’s no easy task. I suggest you gain some experience in a related industry, such as the breast self-exam training squadron. This is a good way to develop the skills that will serve you later in your career. You don’t get pro-level breast management techniques during a summer internship, this takes years of practice. I actually started off relatively early, during an after school program on the farm of a family friend, but that’s a story for another time.

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19841776 46 points ago +47 / -1

So I read the 1st part and thought, "no, that's exactly how big I thought it was."

Then I read the 2nd part and thought, "oh, yeah, that's BIG."

However, I do believe that despite the plain-language technicality that voids ALL Callifornia ballots, there are probably a dozen arguments that could be sustained in court to preserve the outcome of CA voting.

That said, I think CA might very well be a TRUMP STATE if only legal votes are counted, and illegal votes are not counted, and that's even when ignoring the ballot language issue that is the subject of this post.

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19841776 200 points ago +201 / -1

Don’t worry, we have a special investigative crew working on solving this. And when they rip her mask off, we’ll realize it’s the crazy old man from the amusement park.

“And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you PEDES!”

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19841776 65 points ago +65 / -0

I couldn’t find any evidence of this so I’m gonna accept it as 100% TRUE.

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19841776 342 points ago +345 / -3

Frankly, it’s an “easy out” he’s giving them as a final warning. The message is crystal clear.

This is going to be an interesting week.

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19841776 205 points ago +205 / -0

Call ALL STATES even the so-called “blue” states. It must be know that we are the true...

SILENT MAJORITY

...and we are no longer silent.

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19841776 20 points ago +20 / -0

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYY nnnnguhJJJENNNKINNNNNNS!

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19841776 102 points ago +102 / -0

There are certain things you just shouldn’t type into a search engine.

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19841776 154 points ago +157 / -3

HEY FAUX NEWS, CUCKER CARLSON, BRET GAYER, SUCK MY PEPE.

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19841776 27 points ago +27 / -0

Well, to be fair, they did get the “Rioting” part correct.

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19841776 52 points ago +52 / -0

A Venn Diagram of the 3 categories looks like a bullet hole.

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19841776 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s denying the AP’s request to attend the hearing, and this is why the hearing is being broadcast via teleconference. (Of course, audio keeps dropping thanks to AT&T... CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, MOTHERLICKERS?)

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19841776 20 points ago +20 / -0

In short, they are saying the plaintiff is not presenting a case that belongs in the court. It’s a b.s. argument, but a typical go-to for the defendant in a preliminary hearing as an attempt to dismiss. You have to argue something.

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19841776 20 points ago +20 / -0

It won’t open an avenue, it will open a HIGHWAY

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