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The happenings of last year and the beginning of this year have been so very detrimental, but it's made America the most united it has been since the time of Ronald Reagan or possibly further back in time. I personally believe this president is not going anywhere and has big plans, but remember to always hope for the ace and prepare for doom. If you do those 2 things, you will always be best off in life. No matter what happens or who gets inaugurated on the 20th, remember that we are more united than we have ever been. You have a damn good chance that your neighbor is on your side. If you live in the city, well shit, move out to get better neighbors. Whatever you do though, never give in to the doomer's mindset. Prepare for doom, but don't give in to dooming thoughts. There's always hope, and there's always something that we can do together to have the best lives on earth that we possibly can. If there's something to take away from the time this amazing president has been around, it's that. Have a good night everyone. God bless America.

Who else in the comments below thinks that Twitter and Facebook are buying their own stocks to save their asses from looking bad and staying in the market?