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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +7 / -3

This.

All these pussy bitches whining, expecting someone else to do the heavy lifting for them. Not one of them will sign up to be a PCP and get active in the party.

Am I the only one noticing a lot of accounts around 100 days old spreading the 'you can't save the GOP' bullshit?

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went to college with one of those Texas Conservative, Inc. fucks (not anyone in the story, but close to them). He was a total weasel back then, so it doesn't surprise me. Ripped on his fraternity brothers for all the cocaine use (it was the 80s), but hoovered it up behind closed doors where no one could see because "muh future career."

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small? Be thankful I don't take it all 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman

(If you drive a car, car) I'll tax the street (If you try to sit, sit) I'll tax your seat (If you get too cold, cold) I'll tax the heat (If you take a walk, walk) I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (Ha, ha, Mr. Wilson) If you don't want to pay some more (Ha, ha, Mr. Heath) 'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die (Taxman!) Declare the pennies on your eyes (Taxman!)

'Cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman (yeah, I'm the taxman) And you're working for no one but me (taxman!)

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's an old saw:

During a politician's first term in office, he fights the government on behalf of his constituents.

During a politician's second term in office, he mediates between the government and his constituents.

From a politician's third term in office on, he fights his constituents on behalf of the government.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Years ago, when I was living in Southern California, we had a rash of shootings at the beach in San Diego. Some talking head on TV was babbling about "Why?" A friend of mine quipped "The ___________ finally discovered San Diego has a beach."

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's your burka, bitch?

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2016TrumpMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Durham never existed. It was Jamie Hyneman larping.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blame the 'self esteem' movement of the 80s - 90s. That's when we stopped telling stupid kids they were stupid, and calling out people who said stupid shit. We didn't want to hurt their feelings, so we left them unprepared to face criticism in the real world.

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2016TrumpMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Chuck Norris could roundhouse that thing into dust given enough time.

Time waits for no man. Except Chuck Norris.

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we can all agree that there is no such organization as Antifa

Guilty, guilty, guilty. Everything this guy says just confirms for me that he is exactly the type of person who would do what he did.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +3 / -1

That will never survive the courts. Not even the 9th circus. It's pure virtue signalling.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

the whole generational label thing is just another result of identity politics trying to destroy the natural transfer of elder wisdom to the youth.

This.

The older I get the bigger an arrogant know-it-all twat 21 year old me looks.

There are two things every punk kid needs to realize:

  1. Most older people actually do have some wisdom. We acquired it through decades of successes and failures.

  2. Young, stupid people do not get smarter as they get older. They just become older stupid people.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Aztec priests sacrificed 50,000 to 100,000 people a year. The conquest was the best thing that ever happened to the average Aztec.

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2016TrumpMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm 100% sure absolutely no one at Reddit ran a search on "Aimee Challenor" and found out what a fucking train wreck he was prior to hiring her.

/s for the retards.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +3 / -1

The entire rest of the English speaking world spells it potatoe. It was 'potatoe' on the back of the flash card Quayle was reading from. Why the fuck were flash cards not in American English in an American classroom?

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prediction:

If this is a preliminary ruling, it will get tossed when the full 9th circus takes it up.

If it goes to SC, Roberts and ACB side with the liberals on the SC. 9th Circus shot down 5 to 4. Even odds on SC ruling unfettered right to carry, shooting down all laws against concealed & open carry.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The two are not mutually exclusive. There's a reason local cops call them the "Federal Bureau of Idiots."

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ if 50?

A: Your Honor.

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