45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Durham is going to sink out-of-gov types to bury the government malfeasance.

45fan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Get fucked enlightenment thinkers. You made the French revolution a hedonistic bloodbath.

45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gayest of gay sex.

45fan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey, I mean the feds need their daily dose of frog semen. It's just a part of a healthy fed diet.

45fan 17 points ago +17 / -0

The bottom picture is us in 20 years. If we're lucky.

45fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then in the distance you'll hear that draining sound as the blue states implode. With it the momentum into red markets will vanish and even the red states will see a crash.

45fan 6 points ago +7 / -1

Luckily for the Arabs Jews don't have any kids. Israel will be an Arab dominated state within a few short decades.

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45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me translate:

Parag "Great boulevard of transit!"

Argawal "Exclamation of discomfort during defecation"

45fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

"How could you have a 94% white state! I mean really a 72% white state is just outrageous! My own home state wanting more than 10% white population is just embarrassing!" /TipsTinyHat

45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's been enough dick sucking going on in the Oval Office. We don't need more.

45fan 30 points ago +31 / -1

And would also lead to global electronics shortages for a decade.

45fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter: "Fact Check: FALSE. We don't listen to conservative justices."

45fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep a dude at my high school got a perfect SAT, 4.0 GPA, good looking, could play saxophone and piano, could memorize 45 minutes of sheet music by glancing at it once, and ... he was humble and one of the nicest people ever. Oh I forgot. He picked up tennis in June and made 2nd position varsity in the spring only behind a guy that played since he was 6.

Full ride to Yale, tuition, books, etc and the same deal for grad school before he ever enrolled.

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