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ATR2400 7 points ago +7 / -0

bidenvotes = 50000

trumpvotes = 54000

if bidenvotes <= trumpvotes:

bidenvotes += 6000

print ("Votes for Biden: ", (bidenvotes))

print ("Votes for Trump: ", (trumpvotes))

TD isn't good for formatting but you get the idea

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ATR2400 2 points ago +2 / -0

And people wonder why western countries have declining birth rates... I won’t lie and say it’s the only reason, but the colossal taxes that western countries have and government-induced hyperinflation makes it unaffordable to have a family of even 2 children. Countries have no choice but to let in huge amounts of uneducated and unskilled immigrants to make up for the lack of local population growth, but you’ll notice that the immigrants we bring in stop having lots of children after the first generation too.

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ATR2400 0 points ago +1 / -1

Me: Make sure not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it you must do it.

You. CoPe

This isn’t even a good comment to reply with that on. This is actually a pretty neutral comment all things considered.

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ATR2400 6 points ago +7 / -1

If you must do it, make it swift, make it effective and limit the damage to innocents.

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ATR2400 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey at least we’re not alone. The Libertarians had 40,000 votes disappear without more votes being given to anyone else!

Edit: Nvm apparently those 40k votes mysteriously went to Biden

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ATR2400 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if our based mods could create a similar feature here. We’ll have to start from 0 but we’ll get back to Andromeda soon enough

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ATR2400 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not currently with the American system. In a parliamentary system like Canada a new election could technically be called at any time, but in the American system the constitution states that it has to happen every 4 years. Now perhaps a law could be passed, but it would probably get taken to the SC real quick due to its dubious constitutionality.

Of course even if such a thing is allowed, there should be a lot of restrictions for when it could occur. It might be a can of worms best left unopened

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ATR2400 8 points ago +8 / -0

Back on reddit when the wall bot and the train speed bot existed, I think the train hit the speed of light and exceeded it.

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ATR2400 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. Usually I tend to tune out elections and just find out in the morning. I get too anxious.

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ATR2400 2 points ago +2 / -0

All democrat votes too! How crazy is that?

Sees one Republican vote in the pile

How did that there? burns ballot

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ATR2400 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is something you normally only see happen in far-left dictatorships where a small cabal of authoritarian oligarchs exert centralized control over the media.

That’s exactly the case. 90% of the major media outlets are owned by a small group of leftists who have a lot riding on a Biden victory. Even Fox the supposed “right wing” news network is beginning to capitulate.

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ATR2400 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump managed to solve all the technical problems of a single stage to orbit vessel that still has enough fuel for interplanetary travel!(it’s actually really hard)I wonder what its fuel is... probably Trumpium-45.

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ATR2400 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’ve got their own silent majority thing going on. Basically they think that most of the country actually supports them but just never actually vote. When they see undecided voters and people who didn’t vote, they imagine they’re all closet democrats waiting for the moment to make their big reveal and destroy the GOP for good.

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ATR2400 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll still be here even if Sleepy Joe manages to pull off a win. MAGA is not tied to one man. It is an idea thst has grown from the ideology of one man to global idea that lives in the hearts of millions. MAGA has even inspired other nations to make their countries great again(congrats guys). And if Trump should lose, may his successor be a worthy one.

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ATR2400 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those two people are the last line of defence against a rogue President. It’s not a good line of defence, and it requires everyone to play their part perfectly, but it is one.

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ATR2400 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also are oddly obsessed with feces and naked Trump

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ATR2400 7 points ago +7 / -0

He blitzkreiged Biden to break his guard in the first debate and then allowed Biden to finish himself off in the second once he was unprepared to have to actually speak.

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ATR2400 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m both excited and scared. I can never watch elections and they happen live. I have to tune it out and check in the next day. I found out Trump won on the morning news when I saw a red line and his smiling face.

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