You're right - they're a huge boost. Totally an asset that has helped his campaign and not turn him into a walking meme laughingstock.
Said nobody today.
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I'm sensing you want to
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They do it all the time. Telling everyone you haven't seen them in the form of a question doesn't make you look smart.
That said - you're the perfect customer for ...
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The sad thing is there's idiots here who think that it was some Fag-D chess shit.
Trump just memed himself into a smoking crater.
As in "this tastes kinda funny" vs "ha-ha funny".
Funny in the head funny.
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And now back to our program ...
"this vaccine is da-best .. You can add it to your sandwich for da-best sandwich you've ever tasted .. da-most monumental vaccine ever. It's tremendous"
At least you can eat this ... or even a Trump steak (when he sold them).
Now he wants money for crypto pixels. Not food.
Fuck that
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"digital bill of rights, right after that wall thing ... which I totes forgot about"
Says who?
Trump was talking up cards last I checked.
Who's this guy?
And NFTs. Buy them now!
You can hear the sound of a Messerschmitt diving straight into the ground with this one.
Anyone got any Trump Vodka? I need a drink ...
His announcement violates rule 6 here.
God-tier cringe.
Pfft. His big announcement still hasn't been stickied.
That's how bad it is.
Buy one and send it to the protestors locked up for nearly 2 years. They'll love it.
Merry Griftmas!
Was Bankman behind this?
Pfft this bullshit actually violates one of the rules here about advertising.
C'mon mods don't you wanna sticky some NFT faggotry?
It's Griftmas after all ...
Oh look - more NFT shit.
Really
At least with the Trump Steaks you got food.
This is NFT level bullshit, when NFTs are already fucking passé.
Cringefuel
Last I heard - between the office closures overseas and the downward headcount, that alone has provided a path to profitability. The 8 dollar checkmarks will be gravy at this point.
Like the faggot choir in SF, Bob's coming for your kiiiiiids ....
it's for the smooth brain inside.