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You're right - they're a huge boost. Totally an asset that has helped his campaign and not turn him into a walking meme laughingstock.
Said nobody today.
BUY THOSE NFTs FAGGOT! IT'S GODDAMN WIN IN A CAN! ORDER NOW MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD? FUCK FOOD! NFTs FAGGOT! BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!
I'm sensing you want to
BUY THOSE TRUMP NFTs DUMBSHIT! Do it now! IT'S FAG-D CHESS MOTHERFUCKER! BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!
They do it all the time. Telling everyone you haven't seen them in the form of a question doesn't make you look smart.
That said - you're the perfect customer for ...
BUY THESE FUCKING TRUMP NFTS DUMBASS! NOW YOU CAN FORGO FOOD FOR NFTS!!!!
The sad thing is there's idiots here who think that it was some Fag-D chess shit.
Trump just memed himself into a smoking crater.
As in "this tastes kinda funny" vs "ha-ha funny".
Funny in the head funny.
We'll be right back after these important messages ...
(Airhorns) From the makers of My Simping Pillow, and Where's That Faggot Milo Now? It's BUY THESE FUCKING NFTs! Yes forget food fuckers! Fag out for these fucking NFTs! "gotta simp 'em all" (Airhorns) BUY THEM NOW - fuck 'hats' NFTs motherfucker! Comes with a free Laura Loomer doll handcuffed to a door.
ORDER TODAY FAGGOT!
And now back to our program ...
"this vaccine is da-best .. You can add it to your sandwich for da-best sandwich you've ever tasted .. da-most monumental vaccine ever. It's tremendous"
At least you can eat this ... or even a Trump steak (when he sold them).
Now he wants money for crypto pixels. Not food.
And now a word from our sponsor ...
Hey faggots! Have you seen these fucking NFTs? THEY'RE FAGGOLICIOS! "Gotta simp 'em all!
And now, back to our program ...
"digital bill of rights, right after that wall thing ... which I totes forgot about"
Trump was talking up cards last I checked.
Who's this guy?
And NFTs. Buy them now!
You can hear the sound of a Messerschmitt diving straight into the ground with this one.
Anyone got any Trump Vodka? I need a drink ...
His announcement violates rule 6 here.
Pfft. His big announcement still hasn't been stickied.
That's how bad it is.
Buy one and send it to the protestors locked up for nearly 2 years. They'll love it.
Was Bankman behind this?
Pfft this bullshit actually violates one of the rules here about advertising.
C'mon mods don't you wanna sticky some NFT faggotry?
It's Griftmas after all ...
Oh look - more NFT shit.
At least with the Trump Steaks you got food.
This is NFT level bullshit, when NFTs are already fucking passé.
Last I heard - between the office closures overseas and the downward headcount, that alone has provided a path to profitability. The 8 dollar checkmarks will be gravy at this point.
Like the faggot choir in SF, Bob's coming for your kiiiiiids ....
it's for the smooth brain inside.