I miss his holding up giant signs showing facts and such. The jumbo tron was kinda meh.
We be winning bois! Wut da fuk?
Was Joe Biden in that group? Shucks!
Anyone search for it in Hillary’s bathroom?
I read that as grab wife by the pussy. Now my wife is probably preggers.
He cannot stop bragging about his shitty corrupted life. Kids on his lap, Quid Pro, voter fraud organization and reading classified info.
That and he wanted to dance to YMCA in front of a huge crowd. I say Young Man!
“Nothing to see here. We have Uncle Sam on the run.” - Baghdad Bob
“Quality Shit Post. 10/10 would Updoot twice” -Dominion
taking a long drink not bothering to wipe away the golden brew now running down an unkept beard. “I heard the Kraken isn’t just a dumb fucking oversized squid. It has intelligence hidden behind those dark inky eyes. Rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth. Silently it stalks beneath the surging sleepy waves.” The voice slowly lowers to an almost imperceptible tone, eyes growing ever wider* “When it catches you, you best make peace with the world mate before the ship is crushed and pulled down, you along with it, to the depths of hell”.
My blood shot eyes grow weary. My F5 key is losing its glossy luster. glancing over at the pile of discarded keyboards. The smell of Hoppe’s number 9 suddenly penetrates the air, I cannot chance a finger jam. taps key again. “Come out come out commies where ever you are”
You’re saying I’m late to the table? Nothing left for me but the bottom dust of crunched up sugar? Fug it lifts bag and inhaled Captain Kraken Crunch dust
You can laugh at this but I bet everyone of you were toob’n it with your phone powered on and nearby with it’s ever watchful eye. Your mom is going to receive a video of you pounding it out when the NSA decides to send it out to silence you. Yeah now you cannot unread this. That’s right, hide your phone under the pillow before you start toob’n it. I live in your head now, free real estate dot com. Don’t cry.
Hold my beer! What the fuck Israel I honestly do not understand your history. Why the fuck is the whole world against you people but you stare us in the face and say fuck you. We moved our embassy and you congratulate the kiddy skull fucker for his victory? I hate swastikas, they literally tried to extinct your asses and you are completely surrounded by hostiles, do you ever stop and think maybe it’s us? You are destined to become another Constantinople. Obama left you for the wolves, Trump extended his support and you spit in our faces. I wish I had nice things to say to reel this rant back in but I don’t. Just kidding, you are some brave motherfuckers and I love that all of your citizens have to serve. Fight the good fight.
Obligatory “fuck off brits”. You fuckers ruined everything you couldn’t keep when you were an empire. Sucking India dry and then setting up national borders to ensure perpetual strife with neighboring regions. If I cannot have it, no one will. You threw off your noble leadership only to chicken out and drag another one back, happy to submit. Grow a fucking spine. All the ‘rejects’ left your country and formed the worlds greatest nation then 1776’d your ass. Our super frigates handed you your asses when you thought you were invincible. Nelson knew we would become a force to reckon with when he observed our ships leaving foreign ports, giant men made up of volunteers, not pressed drunkards into service. Just kidding, we will be your allies when you lose your country to the invaders. We stand with you ‘brits’, call us yanks, whatever we will fight with you brothers! Good day sir.
These are sick burns but I cannot stand to hear the media’s slimy fucking statements. This woman is a natural predator to get in there with these POS and listen to their dribble, take mental steps to break their fucked up logic and cast a vicious question or fact right back to an empty skull. She’s doing this for us to hear not them. I pity her husband somewhat.
We are a country seeded with brave law breakers. Outcasts and unlimited ambition not afraid to forge a new life. Lured to a dangerous land full of diseases, devoid of the ‘luxury’ that the elite craved but also devoid of their fuckery. The last bastion of societies’ rejected prostitutes, criminals and indentured slaves. Go ahead and fuck with us and find out.
It’s almost like this Man doesn’t take political games personally. Napoleon thought along the same way in that he understood how the game was played.
Zee Kracken (sic)! Davy Jones Locker!
You are welcome from a 11 month member! We will not go quietly into the darkness. Thank you for the call out.
Damn shame about that boating accident.
To the tippy top.
Reminds me of this HeroQuest
What? I can’t hear you over the rockets and Vulcan cannon fire you setup as justification for staying.