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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

First is the gun registration. Then the gun seizure. Then the people seizure.

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AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago +7 / -0

New stimulus bill:
$0.50 per citizen
$2,000 per illegal alien
$100,000,000 for twitter

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't care. The Harris admin will give them as many bailouts as they want.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

He had two accounts, the @realdonaldtrump that he's always had, and @POTUS that he got by becoming POTUS. All the fun stuff was on his regular account.

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AbrahamLincoln 14 points ago +14 / -0

United States of Mars, just hop in the teleporters we've been keeping secret until now.

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AbrahamLincoln 21 points ago +21 / -0

POTUS, they're going to have you killed within weeks and the rest of us within months. There are bigger issues right now.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but you can read whoever's posts if you know their name on there.

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

If he was really evading a coup on the doomsday plane, it probably would have been kept off the flight tracker.

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AbrahamLincoln 12 points ago +12 / -0

I better version of twitter doesn't help all that much if we don't have a country.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh good, a twitter alternative. I'm sure that will be of great help in the gulag.

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AbrahamLincoln 22 points ago +23 / -1

This isn't panic, this is what communism always does when it seizes power.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the fastest a country has ever collapsed, historically? I feel like we're on pace to set the record.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Story checks out.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normal is dead. You can watch them bury it on the 20th, if you want.

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