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AbsoluteChad 10 points ago +11 / -1

A woman suggesting we lay down facts and use the more powerful weapon of emotions.

Yep. That’s a woman.

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AbsoluteChad 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’d rather not get fucked. But if I have to get fucked, I’d prefer Elon over the government.

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AbsoluteChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine how much more based he’d be if he switched to caffeinated.

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AbsoluteChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The majority of family businesses fail before the 3rd generation because many times kids don’t have the same chops that their parents do.

Look at Hunter Biden and Chelsea Clinton. Hunter is a drug addict shit show and Chelsea has neither the appetite or ability in politics that both of her parents have.

Hell, I believe Stalin’s great granddaughter works at a book store in Portland; the kids of historical figures just as often turn out as fuck ups and losers as anything else. So I’m hopeful that Soros’ and Schwab’s kid(s) won’t be as effective as their dads.

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AbsoluteChad 16 points ago +16 / -0

So…. The dumb fucks don’t realize Elon has all their DM’s, or? Feels like it’s a dumb idea to use Twitter to plot crimes against Elon’s other interests.

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AbsoluteChad 4 points ago +8 / -4

More like gateway prick tease. Site seems to never come through with anything good.

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AbsoluteChad 23 points ago +23 / -0

If they’re Chinese, it’s a triad. If they’re Japanese it’s Yakuza. If they’re Mexican it’s a cartel. If they’re Arab it’s a cell. Any others?

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AbsoluteChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy more than most understands how corrupt the media and the government is. Yet he still thinks orange man is worse?! The brainwashing is off the charts.

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AbsoluteChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert Joker “it’s about sending a message” meme.

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AbsoluteChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow man, thank you so much for the effort you put into this!

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AbsoluteChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

This dude has eaten another dude’s chunky yogurt before. STFU.

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AbsoluteChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m dumb, so please be patient.

What happens if the US says to its foreign creditors that we aren’t going to pay?

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AbsoluteChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe I missed something, but I don’t recall him announcing he formed his council or whatever. He’s talking to people but that doesn’t mean he’ll appoint them. If he doesn’t talk to them, it looks completely terrible for him and he’s opened up to a lot of attacks.

If he puts these clowns on the council though, fuck him.

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AbsoluteChad 10 points ago +10 / -0

If true he just destroyed bots. Anyone who is anyone will now have a blue check mark. The lack of the check mark will mean you’re either a poor or a bot.

So Elon:

Took away the prestige or blue checks that the left has; Found a way to make bots much less useful; Will likely make 2+ billion per year just from this.

Let’s go autists!!

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AbsoluteChad 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yes. Ben. That’s what free speech means. Jews and blacks and Chinese and Polish and Italians can all go to a bar and slur it out as hard as they want all god damned night.

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AbsoluteChad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Poor dude’s wife is spread open on the internet and he can’t even take home bread sticks from Olive Garden. Hunter Biden smokes crack all day but this guy can’t even get to-go bread sticks in Joe Biden’s America.

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AbsoluteChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I ever get diagnosed with a fatal illness, I’m going Dexter on animal cruelty perps.

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AbsoluteChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoever is pulling the strings has to be disappointed at how low-quality the puppets are. I agree Newsome is the best they’ve got, and my god, he’s a shit sandwich. The uniparty doesn’t have a single candidate who inspires anyone.

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AbsoluteChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Animal abusers don’t need to be humbled. They need to be crippled so they can spend the rest of their lives helpless and dependent upon humans who they hope will be kind.

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