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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I went to FedEx on Thursday and they told me they couldn’t print out a shipping label for me because of security — I had to go across the street to UPS for them to print my label.

No bullshit. It was the dumbest thing I had ever heard.... until this.

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AdamSmith1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

So - we shouldn’t post any pictures of Hunter Biden, depraved son of Joe Biden, lying presidential candidate riddled with dementia, having sex with 14 year old girls - who are or are not part of his family - in any form on this platform. Because images of Hunter Biden, crackhead son of candidate Joe Biden, performing incest or sexual acts on 14 year old girls is completely illegal and will result in a ban.

Got it.

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AdamSmith1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope ole Suzanne isn’t banking on working a double Wednesday Night.

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AdamSmith1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s break 500 before next Tuesday!

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AdamSmith1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

YASSSSS!

Turn DC red you Commie bastards. (But not in the way you would hope, you stupid commies!)

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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put these bad boys on Amazon.

$45.45 a pop. I’m sure you’ll get it. Or $20.20 a piece.

You’re welcome.

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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad they still didn’t hire a fucking copy editor.

“Does has the laptop.”

No wonder your shit website is going under.

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AdamSmith1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

This tweet has a 100% chance of backfiring in two weeks.

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AdamSmith1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feels like Newgrounds back in the day.

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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hang in there Pede.

Praying for you and your dad.

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AdamSmith1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Off.” This is when Toobin comes out like Kaitlin Jenner so no one can make the memes or say shit.

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AdamSmith1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Why are you so close to MeReeeEeEe!” “Oh I’m so sorry - I never learned to read because my place in school was given to immigrants who weren’t paying for it like I was. What does your stupid sign say?”

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