I think she just woke up and her pillow squished her hair.

If each and every one of them came and did the multi year request for citizenship then I'd be OK with them. If not then they can stop at the border.

Dodgson! Dodgson!! We got Dodgson here!!!

The Republican Debate would actually get watchers IF they called it the Republican VP Wannabe Debate.

At least he can use that judge's ruling for his taxes on the property!

Not Migrants

Do you mean illegal aliens?

This might be an ultimate curse. If someone you hate isn't by their PC or Laptop, goto their amazon account and do a search for vibrators and dildos and stuff.

Imagine them opening their account and seeing a recommended Most Purchased Amazon Basics dildo!

Easy to distinguish Chromosomes:

Y = Two balls draining down to the single release.

X = Spread those legs honey with excitement. Yeah!

He isn't that good at spelling.

He meant to write COD since people tell him he smells like fish...

I hear Putin wears lifts too, but at least Putin did something to compensate for it. He rode a horse with no shirt on for millions of emote memories. Or, was it a bear?

Haariger Nusssack

or

Barry Jeansbügler

The answer to:

"Why would anybody ever order a 55 gallon drum of lube?!?"

Its real, I saw it on Amazon, WARNING use a browser your not logged into an Amazon account on otherwise it will start recommending lube to you since you searched for it.

I just keep watching over and over and laughing.

Trump should try to get that huge Trump baby baloon and bring it to some rallies. Maybe draw some shades and a cigar on it just to show liberals they can't win.

He's one of the guys you would send John Wick after with a pencil.

Just say "We will consider your request AFTER we receive a dollar for dollar list of where the money we already gave you went."

Are you guys sure Biden can say that many words in a row?!?

The funny thing is, Mexico will welcome troops at the border since it means they won't have to pay to keep their own troops at the border like Trump had before.

The Democrats will cry "Its going to cost so much to fly them back!" However they don't realize its a hell of a lot cheaper than keeping them here and needing to take care of them.

If they nuke each other and nobody else launches then everyone will reconsider nukes for a long time. I'd hate to be in Baghdad when it happened though. You survive between two nuclear desolation zones, plus a free helping of radiation from both sides.

Their plan is probably try and get Big Mike as the VP and then Biden will mysteriously kick the bucket shortly after re-election.

I wonder if they will have circles at his funeral?

OBEY

Who cares why he did it.

He did it.

Unless its something extremely important. Theoretical - The guy he stabbed had a gun, just shot a guy in the dick and was re-aiming for another.

Is he able to speak?

Yeah I guess it might also be a problem for people like Hulk Hogan back in the 80s when he was almost 300lbs of muscle.

The numbers could be adjusted, I'm just giving a general idea.