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Airvh 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't seem to realize that if it comes to war there isn't a happy little split. Its ALL or nothing. Nobody cares what the Youtube clicks do in a war.

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Airvh 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ha ha Trump truck driving back and forth with a 3 wheeler behind it.

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Airvh 7 points ago +8 / -1

It is something that will come back to bite them in the ass. When Trump is reelected they won't be able to wine about it when we do the same back to them.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just need to break some legs.

Lets see how many crimes they commit when they can't walk.

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Airvh 5 points ago +6 / -1

I still don't understand why Kim Jong whatever doesn't just do awesome shit.

Launch a rocket way up in the air and make it explode like a huge firework. He would start getting fans. He could announce the time so people could look up in the sky. Get his people to be able to launch tons of rocket tests that people would look forward to.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liz Cheney can't even say it herself. She has to play a video of someone else saying it.

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Airvh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm hoping the guy dragged the body outside so it didn't make a mess on the floor. Then call the cops.

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Airvh 23 points ago +23 / -0

The trans dudes get tactical underwear, with a big hole in the rear.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just send him a text message that says "Hey Xi, Chinese Ding Dongs are shorter than American Ding Dongs."

That should lighten his mood.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe she can be like all the other Democrats who goto South Korea and get some binoculars to look at North Korea while Trump walks up to the front door.

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another great place to find info like that is the Bureau of Justice Statistics.

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those aren't bullets on her belt... they're mini vibrators.

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Airvh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just tell him if the riots didn't happen then they won't mind giving back the money spent for repairs.

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Airvh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just make DAMN SURE nobody crosses the line to Fahrenheit 451.

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be enough to make me upchuck my lunch at a game.

Sitting there looking down the line of Cheerleaders and then coming to the dude in cheerleader clothes. Since he's all hot and sweaty part of his sack is hanging loose.

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Airvh 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nah be like the guy from Wargames. He lived on an island only 3 miles from a primary target.

"A millisecond from bright light, and we're vaporized! Much more fortunate than the millions who will wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath. We'll be spared the horror of survival."

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I was a bum I'd head to that Miami mansion and move in. Let him learn about squatter's rights in America.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

There would need to be a rule about all the land becoming state property or something so it doesn't immediately end up in other bad people's hands.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of "Do it, Faggot" they should put "China is Asshoe" on the side.

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

All they should have done is show videos of people freaking out when they take X drug and what happens to people who OD. Also show pictures of a normal human brain vs a person who took X drug for years.

Real world data would create a huge decline in drug use.

Don't make it all scary, at the end you could show the hunger pains of people who smoke pot.

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Airvh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woodchipper on highest setting feet first but the rope lowering the person into the chipper going slow, like 1cm per second.

So it would take roughly 180 seconds to put a person through it. Probably 2 minutes before the person officially kicks the bucket.

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Airvh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they are talking about every person on the planet. There is a zero survival rate for everyone, you ARE going to die sooner or later. You might even slip on spilled tea.

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