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AlaskanCentipede 0 points ago +3 / -3

There had better be a pardon for Martin Shrekli in there.

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AlaskanCentipede 52 points ago +55 / -3

He's not getting impeached, he's getting JFK'd.

A false flag to blame Trump supporters and allow them to censor us even harder than before. It will fail spectacularly, but mark my words, within 6 months, Kamala Harris will take the Presidential Oath of Office

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AlaskanCentipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

This had better be good

I trust these two almost unconditionally at this point, but man, I am so sick of getting burned by "something's happening" shit from retarded boomers like Hannity and his "tick tock" bullshit.

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AlaskanCentipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't wait for the second term, because it's going to be so fun watching all these rats try to return to our big, beautiful and extremely buoyant ship, only to be told to go fuck themselves

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AlaskanCentipede 6 points ago +8 / -2

Important reminder that former Governor Kris Krispy Kreme can go fuck himself, the only "national embarrassment" here is his rapidly expanding waistline and his ability to immediately sell out his own party to just get on camera

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AlaskanCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold the line, never give up, keep the faith

The only thing that makes me nervous is I have my suspicions that a SCOTUS justice appointed by President Trump is going to flip and rule against a recount/revote/audit, etc, in order to prove that they're "objective" or whatever.

But, in the end, it doesn't really matter, because God is in control and everything that happens here does so in accordance with His will

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AlaskanCentipede 14 points ago +14 / -0

We’re used to not mattering up here, to the extent that we literally wait a week after Election Day to count mail-in ballots.

Anyone with half a brain knows Trump, Sullivan and Young are going to win, but gotta keep up narratives I guess

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AlaskanCentipede 53 points ago +53 / -0

Just want to remind everyone of three important points:

  1. God is in control and everything that happens does so according to His will

  2. President Donald John Trump won the 2020 Presidential Election and the Democrats are trying to steal it through a coordinated and planned effort to change the results of the election

  3. Anyone whining about how "the rest of the world hates/mocks us" or whatever over GEOTUS being our President is an obvious liberal shill and, quite frankly, very probably clinically retarded. I personally could not possibly give less of a shit if some camelfucker in Iraq thinks we're not the greatest nation on Earth and doesn't respect our leader. Sorry to everyone in fucking Latvia or some bullshit who reads Reddit headlines and thinks our country is a joke, I guess, but I really don't give a fuck what people in fuckin' Albania think of us

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AlaskanCentipede 10 points ago +11 / -1

Future spoilers: Unless SCOTUS cucks us (which they might, because they love dabbing on Trump for some fucked up reason), President Trump will get re-elected and the Democrat/Media Party will have their "selected, not elected" talking points from 2000 to bring back

They knew they could never win legitimately, so they revved up the fraud machine because they knew they'd either get away with it or have a talking point to harp on for the next 4 years

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AlaskanCentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks, concern troll

fuck off

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AlaskanCentipede 34 points ago +34 / -0

Rush Limbaugh says that after all the dust has settled and all the smoke has cleared, Trump will be the winner

He asks us to keep the faith and I absolutely intend to do so

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AlaskanCentipede 51 points ago +57 / -6

God is in control. Everything that is happening is according to His will.

God bless America and God bless each s as no every patriot on the Trump Train, including President Trump himself.

Keep fighting the good fight, brothers.

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AlaskanCentipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

HELL YEAH WE DID PATRIOTS

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AlaskanCentipede 43 points ago +44 / -1

Whatever happens tonight is God’s Will and I am at peace.

That said, 2 scoops, 3 justices and 4 more years! Inshallah, brothers

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AlaskanCentipede 17 points ago +18 / -1

Thank you all so much.

The MSM had almost been successful in their attempts to dishearten and demoralize me. For a minute, I almost believed that voting was pointless and I'd be better off staying home and drinking (even though my state is so Red that a bull would charge it)

But, you guys reminded me of what we're fighting for and why we're fighting for it. I went out and voted for 4 more years of President Donald John Trump

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AlaskanCentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

well we're screwed anyway, according to drudge, because GEOTUS canceled his scheduled hotel party on election night, so I guess we might as well just pack it in

just kidding, Drudge sucks and I'm an idiot for still instinctively typing in his URL after years of visiting multiple times per day

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AlaskanCentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should point out that this exact scenario is incredibly unlikely, since Joe fucked up his last chance at winning Pennsylvania by coming out against fossil fuels/fracking and then lying about it on national TV

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AlaskanCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This (albeit unlikely) scenario is why we need the House of Representatives to go Red.

If there's a tie in the electoral college, the US House votes to elect the President. It would not be until after the new House takes over, so we absolutely need it. I have no doubt that if Pelosi is still Speaker, she will find a way to subvert the Constitution and probably get away with it because the establishment on our side is a bunch of cowards

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AlaskanCentipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have 3 new solid conservative judges on the bench for the next 35 years

thank you GEOTUS

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AlaskanCentipede 16 points ago +16 / -0

don't we love our beautiful SCOTUS judges, folks?

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AlaskanCentipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

r/politics has already compared voting a qualified woman into the supreme court to senator palpatine being voted emergency powers by the Senate multiple times

because all they know is harry potter and star wars

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AlaskanCentipede 7 points ago +10 / -3

say what you will about Mitch, but when he's actually motivated and it's something he wants to do, he gets shit done and always has the votes

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