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Alittlebitantisocial 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's a weak follower. Imagine if she gets toxic friends in the future whispering into her ear about what she should do in your relationship. She will go with what they say and you will be none the wiser to why she is acting certain ways towards you. It is common and can take a massive toll on a man's mental health.

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Alittlebitantisocial 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're gonna get hit with the binder of truth.

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Alittlebitantisocial 9 points ago +12 / -3

This post is fucked.

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Alittlebitantisocial 7 points ago +7 / -0

We may be looking at a gunt.

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Alittlebitantisocial 14 points ago +14 / -0

If they got legit warrants for an actual investigation I'm fine with this.

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Alittlebitantisocial 1 point ago +1 / -0

His heart will be, that's usually what does 'em in.

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Alittlebitantisocial 1 point ago +1 / -0

An RBG tombstone on the front yard will fit right in with the rest of the decorations.

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Alittlebitantisocial 2 points ago +2 / -0

No empathy for the unborn, just wants to be able to kill with no risk or consequences. It's disgusting.

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Alittlebitantisocial 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he will bow out of the race, leaving Kamala to pick a new VP candidate. Who will that be? Hillary? Big Mike? Oprah?

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Alittlebitantisocial 2 points ago +2 / -0

She hides a midget in there that hands it to her.

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Alittlebitantisocial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maracas are a nice touch. I'm no memeologist, would it be too wacky for them to be offering plates of tacos?

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Alittlebitantisocial 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will retest just to be sure, and now he will count as two covid deaths.

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