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AlohaSnackbar 20 points ago +20 / -0

What's a "registered gun"?

When an american patriot finds "the one", that one gun that he treasures above all others, the patriot declares his love for said gun for the whole world. The patriot then enters their name and the guns name at "gift registries" at all of the local stores so that any other patriot wishing to give the traditional gifts of "lead, ammo case, and oil" may do so for the right gun.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

If THAT'S true (it isn't) then you may as well start firebombing houses with biden signs now, because if those two betray the country, there's literally no one left to trust other than Trump himself.

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AlohaSnackbar 71 points ago +73 / -2

It's the second to last thing you want to do. The LAST thing you want to do is wait too long in the hope things will turn around on their own. It's a tricky balance, too soon is unnecessary, and too late leaves the movement fucked, but if there is no avoiding armed conflict, it's far better to do before the other side consolidates power

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AlohaSnackbar 6 points ago +6 / -0

and if not for being a woman would have been unexceptional. on the ground where she belonged.

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AlohaSnackbar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Called him a "rape ape".

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill burr has something to say on the topic of the difficulty in being a mother, and spoiler warning, he disagrees

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AlohaSnackbar 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'm of the opinion that at this point we're going to need some very good, and very bad men to do some very bad things. Not all of us will be worthy of the world we will create for our children, but sometimes evil shit just has to get done.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't necessarily have to be an "it" to be in on. In the history of man, with the exception of our founding fathers, how many governments wanted LESS power over their citizens?

Those in power are in power because they like power. There is no power in not controlling people, there is plenty of power in telling people NO.

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AlohaSnackbar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's hope the next period doesn't get bloody.

Well, if it does, the liberals are already wearing maxipads on their faces.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gallows!?!? We need to get more biblical. I vote crucifixion as there are far too many stretches of highway without anything interesting to see.

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AlohaSnackbar 8 points ago +8 / -0

they get shot in the dick and are not allowed to leave for medical care

Good news! I've seen what the left calls "men", and they don't have any balls, so the dick is the best choice.

AND!

I've seen what the left calls women, and they DEFINITELY got dicks to shoot off.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit, is that a list of the top 20 places to be if you're rich and asian?

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

What exactly did China steal in the past "5000 years"

Spots in line, mostly. They scrum instead of queuing, which is really all you need to know about a society. Pick the top 20 countries in the world as far as freedom and wealth. 19 have 2 things in common, but all 20 share the queue system. Everywhere else is a goddamn shit hole.

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AlohaSnackbar 28 points ago +29 / -1

If they steal from Trump he can easily win in 2024

While I agree overall that there's no advantage to giving the Dems the Senate, I must point out that it, along with my quoted statement of your are moot, academic exercises. There won't be a 2024 if the steal goes through. We saw what BLM and antifa did to get what they wanted and we've learned. Shut down a freeway? Fuck, 1 pede with 1000 bucks worth of caltrops can shut down every freeway in a large city.

I'm not calling for violence, but not everyone will wait until the collar comes on to fight slavery, some will say "too fucking far!"

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's like wearing a raincoat in the shower, or a condom when banging Allyson Hannigan.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

They come from a fine Fuckbml family, they have those Fuckbml lips, and they can be one lazy Fuckbml, but you know what they say, "we may be rich, but they're Fuckbml rich"

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he missed a comma, but "if" fits well too.

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AlohaSnackbar 21 points ago +21 / -0

It dawns on me that James O'keefe is the only person who writes strongly worded letters and gets results. Maybe he should be in charge of the Deep State investigations.

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AlohaSnackbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I am mortified by the words coming out of your mouth right now."

And I'm sure that cunt will write a strongly worded letter expressing how mortified they are.

We'll see, but this shit happened on their watch, in BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT, and there are 1 million + internet strangers on this site that knew it was going to happen, saw it happen, said it happened when it did, and only after 1 month are those in charge "mortified".

I'm hopeful, but at some point they have to get off their asses.

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