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AlohaSnackbar 8 points ago +11 / -3

Just find a Catholic girl. Years of repression boils over to shit I wouldn't even have thought of.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some even think it’s the Trump supporters that were secretly jeopardizing their movement (I know it sounds crazy, but these are kids).

When encountering that, ask why CumSwallah and hollywood are bailing out white supremacists.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe a cop can shoot a junkie rapist criminal and get the other criminals to burn the city down.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Were it not so down to the wire, I would have strongly lobbied, at every opportunity, for Trump to nominate Rush for the Supreme Court.

Even if only to resign after a day, as I feel that would finally assure Rush of what everyone else already knows, that his father, like the rest of this great nation, is proud of him.

(Rush's great lament is that his father passed before Rush became truly successful. However, looking at Rush and his brother, there is no way his father didn't know what a great job he had done).

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear Dan Bongino,

Please release 1.5 hours early, or 3 hours late tomorrow. You are in our prayers after your surgery today, though we are glad it went well. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!

-Sincerly... little girl

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AlohaSnackbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, and unlike his "green" counterpart, he's very un-hulky where it counts, if you catch my drift.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Close, she suck pokers. But I can see why you'd make the mistake.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was like WTF? I closed my phone before I finished my post. Apparently I hit submit :(

I was going to write : Stripes! has a much more appropos speech scene, especially in the age of the GEOTUS.

I thought better of it, and just (intended to) close out my comment.

oh well, it stands!

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm about 90% sure that IF the biblical story of adam and eve were true, that the Simpsons version was much closer to reality than what's in the actual bible.

Homer takes the first bite, Marge is eventually convinced, God catches HER because of timing, etc etc.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +2 / -1

You know, usually it takes infidelity to get a "rodeo fuck", where you just tell your girlfriend/wife during sex that you cheated on her with her sister/friend and just hang on while she tries to buck you off.

In THIS case, a simple whisper of "I voted for Trump" could achieve the same results. Sad about the divorce though.

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we're getting the message slightly wrong here.

: SEE!! Joe "Hiden" Biden is hemorrhaging voters!

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, they always need the "criminal" to break a window/kick in a door for the home security systems.

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AlohaSnackbar 22 points ago +22 / -0

Because they're not collecting completed ballots. They're filling out ballots.

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AlohaSnackbar 13 points ago +13 / -0

I kinda (but only kinda) hope someone (not Trump, or anyone in his camp, maybe a state actor) actually does. Flood just california with 40-50 million completed ballots. It's worth the clusterfuck just to get reasonable voter integrity laws going forward

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, there's a small chance they're coming out to support the president. It's smaller than the odds of Michael Obama not having a dick, but there is still technically a chance.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm more looking forward to the dances/waltzes held afterwards. But what can I say, I've always been a fan of a swinging dance.

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn't need to be. With said authorization coming from the ONE person in the entire world who can do it without question, anyone with any of said documents ,Nunes being number 1 on my list, is legally allowed to drop it at any time.

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AlohaSnackbar 7 points ago +8 / -1

I believe Barnes' version of events. Barr is basically surrounded by Indians tho think they're chiefs, and he's herding cats. It came as a hell of a surprise to Barr that things were that bad, and he's been dealing with it since.

Now, I can be swayed that he's not the best for the job, but I generally believe Barnes', and this interpretation seem legit enough for me to say Barr is at LEAST loyal to the constitution and the president moreso than anyone not related to Trump by blood or marriage. So there's that.

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AlohaSnackbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

The president is the ultimate classification authority. Literally he can do whatever he wants with whatever documents he wants. So they try and block, he could literally, and legally, tweet out pdf's (hosted on Mega or wikileaks for an added FUCK YOU to the media).

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