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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

DC: Do we have anymore dangerous Russian criminals to trade for him?

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AlphaOmegaAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s a 40+% chance the engine will kill itself.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they do go there and start shooting up the place/killing people, watch msm try to explain how Jan 6 was still worse.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

From left to right: Wednesday, Uncle Fester, Pugsley, Morticia, Thing/Cousin It, and Gomez.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Vegeta’s voice: “Uganda Yes!”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Evil queen: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the fairest of them all?

Mirror: You, cause that fat bitch Snow White is fugly as hell!

Movie over.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why they keep the guns on ropes. Without them the guns would run rampant.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Joe, you’re getting Corn Pop and Big Mike mixed up again.”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 14 points ago +14 / -0

The symbol of America, being killed by illegal immigrants. Couldn’t think of a better analogy if I tried.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

#2 sounds so familiar. Like 40% familiar.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Priest: “Well then I’ll see you here again in a few days.”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Hand me another one of them Blues.”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless the coffee tastes like shit.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

G36, MP7, and L115A3 plz!

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