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AlphaOmegaAZ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lloyd aka dumbass lefty: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter Xiden told a person on CBS who was interviewing him that he was so desperate for crack, he would pick anything out of his carpet that even looked remotely similar to crack and thus, parmesan cheese.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it’s mainly just a smegma (dick cheese)thing.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

This reeks of glowie energy.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fingers crossed he goes after Burisma first. 🤞

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you think if Philip was alive today he’d write a sequel to “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?” It would be called “Do Lefties Dream of Transexual, Fuckable Sheep?”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Barts everywhere beware!

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

So does that mean that Xiden is a “religious extremist”? He does say he’s “Catholic” after all.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what he’s saying is that Syrians & muslims have “whuite privilege” if their skin isn’t dark enough? That narrative is going to go GREAT for him. 🤡🌎

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its armor is about as thick as a leftists skin, and it breaks down everytime you don’t use its proper pronouns.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Talking to clerk: “Where do you stock the kitchen knives?”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanna get one. How is it?

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AlphaOmegaAZ 12 points ago +13 / -1

Now take this exact picture, place it 10-20 yds away, in the dark, and again, in 1-2 seconds, try to decide which is real.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Although, they changed it. Used to have mozzarella sticks on it and now it doesn’t.🙁

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Unfortunately, in Colorado the “Governor” declared today “meat free”.

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