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AlphaOmegaAZ 28 points ago +28 / -0

Xiden: She’s the prettiest maid I’ve ever seen.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

“But muh Jeezus wuz a black kang and sheit!”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was something about his face that always haunted me. He didn't look drunk, he didn't look high. He looked completely and utterly insane. And that's a very, very scary thing to see. -excerpt from “The Smiling Man” on Creepypasta

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Germany: Welcome to “Auschwitz 2.0”. Now with disinfectant “showers”.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, cause the first one worked out sooo well. 🙄

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AlphaOmegaAZ 5 points ago +5 / -0

…annnd Pelosi ALREADY broke her own rules.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

They gonna rename their mascot “Snowball” to go along with this ad campaign? So they can say “a gay couple ‘Snowballing’ a creme egg”?

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

…casts Harris in a better, more professional light.

In other words, “she doesn’t look black enough in this picture! ReEeeEE!”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, just like Kamala, Jenny isn’t African American either.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal beavers are worn out and loaded with ST…oh, wait. Are you talking about the animal?

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve noticed this on a couple of his recent videos. Thought to myself “some gamers gonna get red-pilled tonight.”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I bought my copy back in October, the lady at the register asked “did you find everything okay?” I replied “no, I looked for this book in Modern US History, Politics, Reference, but for some reason it was in Fiction.” She replied “that’s because it is.” So after I gave her my money I said “you sure about that?” and left.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

How ‘bout “Big Mike” and “Little Michelle”?

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Electrocute Pence!”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

“It’s fucking RAW!”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t you mean “blackmail & blackfemail”?

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone should reply with “Hey Chyna! This you?” and link to Mao’s genocide.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 0 points ago +5 / -5

His methods were a bit “extreme” to say the least, but this man (and his 18 “soldiers”, two of which were his own sons) pretty much single-handedly kicked off the Civil War. In fact, before Lincoln came along this man was the icon that anti-slavery groups idolized, even slaves would speak of him as though he was a saint.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Anchorage will be liberated." - Liberty Prime

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

…conditions are worse than those endured by terrorists.

🤔 I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that there’s lawyers out there this retarded, or the fact that apparently terrorists are treated better than this bitch.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID didn’t work so now he’s trying to start a new Ice Age. 🙄

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