"Anchorage will be liberated." - Liberty Prime
War. Plain and simple.
…conditions are worse than those endured by terrorists.
🤔 I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that there’s lawyers out there this retarded, or the fact that apparently terrorists are treated better than this bitch.
COVID didn’t work so now he’s trying to start a new Ice Age. 🙄
Best part about the Diablo is you can fire literally ANYTHING out of it. Rocks, marbles, nails, broken glass, bbs, etc. If it fits, you can shoot it.
COVID strikes again!
Apparently the lefties stop watching after 2 1/2 minutes and don’t realize the second half is the EXACT opposite situation where the woman seduces the man.
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That’s the “secret” 12th spice no one knows about. I’ll give you a hint: Bender used it in the “Iron Cook” challenge.
My mom got me one for my birthday. It’s STILL wrapped in plastic. I’ll cut off the straps and turn it into a patch since it’s “Jurassic Park” themed.
Cave Johnson would disagree.
Given his habits, he’d probably like it…
“Nah, I’m just fucking with you! They’ll burn your shit down same as everyone else’s. But hey, at least you can say you supported the cause.”
Ted Cruz: clears throat “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...”
The back says “For Indoor Dining ONLY! No TAKE-OUT!”
1920 paleontologist=George Gaylord Simpson
2020 paleontologist=George Simpson. A gaylord.
You forgot to mention it also features a bullshit virus.
MSM when she faints: It’s okay, she faints all the time. Nothing to see here.
MSM when she dies: It’s okay, she dies all the time too. Nothing to see here.
Pot, meet kettle, he’s also black.
Nein. It did not.
MULE Adaptive Storage Stock.
“Bull Shark” will also be changed to “Non-binary Bovine Shark.”
🎶“He’s headin’ way down South, way down to Mexico way.”🎶
Lefties be like “Nope, STILL don’t see any evidence of election fraud.”
🤔 indeed.