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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Anchorage will be liberated." - Liberty Prime

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

…conditions are worse than those endured by terrorists.

🤔 I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that there’s lawyers out there this retarded, or the fact that apparently terrorists are treated better than this bitch.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID didn’t work so now he’s trying to start a new Ice Age. 🙄

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best part about the Diablo is you can fire literally ANYTHING out of it. Rocks, marbles, nails, broken glass, bbs, etc. If it fits, you can shoot it.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Apparently the lefties stop watching after 2 1/2 minutes and don’t realize the second half is the EXACT opposite situation where the woman seduces the man.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the “secret” 12th spice no one knows about. I’ll give you a hint: Bender used it in the “Iron Cook” challenge.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mom got me one for my birthday. It’s STILL wrapped in plastic. I’ll cut off the straps and turn it into a patch since it’s “Jurassic Park” themed.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cave Johnson would disagree.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Nah, I’m just fucking with you! They’ll burn your shit down same as everyone else’s. But hey, at least you can say you supported the cause.”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ted Cruz: clears throat “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

1920 paleontologist=George Gaylord Simpson

2020 paleontologist=George Simpson. A gaylord.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

MSM when she faints: It’s okay, she faints all the time. Nothing to see here.

MSM when she dies: It’s okay, she dies all the time too. Nothing to see here.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nein. It did not.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

MULE Adaptive Storage Stock.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Bull Shark” will also be changed to “Non-binary Bovine Shark.”

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AlphaOmegaAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

🎶“He’s headin’ way down South, way down to Mexico way.”🎶

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lefties be like “Nope, STILL don’t see any evidence of election fraud.”

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