Went outside to have a quick smoke when I saw it. I then said out loud in a joking manner something along the lines of “Hello FBI, have you come to arrest me or confiscate my guns for making memes or questioning the election?” Not less than a minute after I said that a man crawled out of the back of the van into the driver’s seat and drove off. Coincidence?

The bartender says “Fuck off Biden,” and refuses to pour him a drink because the bartender is a Patriot.

Does that mean that everyone else he knows is dumber than Hunter? 🧐