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Aluminoti 6 points ago +7 / -1

VAERS ID: 1306875 Symptoms: Testicles became extremely large and swollen, at least 10 times the regular size. I can now bounce around on them as a means of transport and listen to Chicken on the Rocks on repeat.

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Aluminoti 9 points ago +10 / -1

"You look 19 to me"

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Aluminoti 12 points ago +12 / -0

Excuse me sir would you please leave the emergency room with your silly heart attack? We are full of horse paste and sniffles victims.

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Aluminoti 1 point ago +1 / -0

I said it in another thread and will repeat here the Republicans are only against this because it is a mandate on private businesses, they don't care about mandates on individuals or the Constitution.

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Aluminoti 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish I could say it's funny

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Aluminoti 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's for your health

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Aluminoti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Researchers analyzing reports submitted to the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS), a passive reporting system run by U.S. health authorities, discovered that the rate of cardiac adverse events for males between the ages of 12 and 15 without a serious underlying health condition after getting their second Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 dose was up to 6 times higher than their risk of COVID-19 hospitalization.

Boys aged 16 or 17 without medical comorbidities were also more likely to suffer a serious side effect following the second dose of the vaccines, which are built on messenger RNA (mRNA) technology, versus infection by COVID-19, a disease caused by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) virus.

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Aluminoti 23 points ago +24 / -1

The only reason they are even threatening to sue is because they don't want the government mandating business policies. When it comes to rights of the people or the US Constitution they don't care, as long as you aren't mandating businesses.

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Aluminoti 6 points ago +6 / -0

His iq matches his approval rating and they are both in the basement along with him

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Aluminoti 4 points ago +4 / -0

He sounds like a domestic terrorist holding hostages, I wonder why

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Aluminoti 4 points ago +4 / -0

While our borders are wide open

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Aluminoti 100 points ago +101 / -1

Not surprising from someone who calls our rights "The thing"

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