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AmberWaves 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought I was the only one that immediately thought of Japan

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AmberWaves 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're laughing, but this is how many Japanese people spend their Christmas in Japan. lol

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AmberWaves 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't know and they don't care - they are just trying to make the just focus on their defense to basically render the plaintiffs argument as moot.

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AmberWaves 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Your Honor, let us not focus on the fact that there is a fire in the homeowner's house, let us focus on what the homeowner didn't do. Why didn't the homeowner just move all his belongings out of the house before the fire started when he had ample time to?"

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AmberWaves 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

"Let us not focus on what was said [by the plaintiff], let us instead focus on what was not said [because I don't want you to focus on the real evidence]..."

"Do not focus on the fire, let us instead focus on what is not yet on fire... Why didn't the home owner move all his furniture out of the house before the fire started, your honor?"

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AmberWaves 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was my bad - when the judge said 10 minutes for the defendant, I assumed this was the defendant at first until he got more into his argument :/

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AmberWaves 7 points ago +9 / -2

"This is burdensome" = "I don't want to waste my time reading the laws because I am certain that I will lose if I have to."

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AmberWaves 17 points ago +18 / -1

presents 2 hours of good evidence

Defendant: 10 minute defense claiming the case no longer matters

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AmberWaves 4 points ago +4 / -0

Getting this much into weeds really just makes people zone out. Really detracts from any point she had, if she had one.

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AmberWaves 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be the best Trump tweet once all is said and done.

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AmberWaves 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I mean, at least tell them to show up in huge numbers to break the algorithm and expose the steal.

But sounded like he was indirectly saying he didn't believe there was a steal and that people should just go vote. Very low Jeb energy.

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AmberWaves 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bro, these pre-speakers were not amping up the crowd. Likely putting them to sleep.

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AmberWaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you!! I couldn't remember the name, but I knew he looked like that guy from Wheel of Fortune.

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AmberWaves 71 points ago +74 / -3

Fastest sticky in the West. Less than 5 minutes of posting.

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AmberWaves 15 points ago +15 / -0

Defending Attorney: "There are no irregularities or fraud." Judge: "Are you aware of this person testifying about these irregularities"? Defending Attorney: "Well, every election has anomalies, duh, but obviously not fraud."

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