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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of the most accomplished people in life lack traditional College educations.

See also: Steve Jobs.

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then there was the 10-year period when he had a countdown timer running down to when Al Gore said it was too late to save the planet.

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AmericanJawa 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't ya all just love nepotism?

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even scumbags Durbin and Duckworth advised against it.

Probably just because they knew it would look bad.

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AmericanJawa 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish I had the spare time and lack of obligations that would allow me to go down there and contribute.

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

As if they don't already think of children as 'assets'.

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +7 / -1

These days I get excited whenever I get a message from the GOP asking for money specifically because it gives me an easy way to send them a letter telling them 'no'.

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AmericanJawa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Talent Returned to God

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AmericanJawa 11 points ago +11 / -0

As someone who has never killed anyone, how much money do I get for continuing to not kill people?

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leave a few out for show, keep the rest tucked away so nobody can prepare for all the gunfire that'll happen when the shooting starts.

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AmericanJawa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Documented almost always right 99.6% of the time!

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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, I've gotten two requests for money since then, responded to both with hand-written letters telling them 'no'.

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