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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's nothing. One time, I was first AS I rounded the last corner on Toad's Turnpike, I threw a green shell in front of myself, it bounced off a car, and hit me. Always throw your shells backwards when you're in first, I learned that the hard way.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Still prefer Melania.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 70 points ago +70 / -0

Does it just have to be sniffing and children? I like doing...other...things with my staffers.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 28 points ago +28 / -0

(Actual malice is the legal standard established by the Supreme Court for libel cases to determine when public officials or public figures may recover damages in lawsuits against the news media.)

Haha no standing go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftist streamer, not quite Vaush-tier batshit, probably the type you would probably find on r/stupidpol.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't look past Chicago either. A 13 year old who was out at 2AM with an adult and a gun was shot dead the other day by the CPD, combined with the pride fest parade in June and the Chauvin verdict arriving soon, this summer has the potential to be really ugly in the Windy Shitty.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the square glasses. Always the square glasses.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 7 points ago +7 / -0

How is this not stickied? We have a branch of the Pentagon working on microchipping American citizens. Surely this is a matter of some importance?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why does the one on the right look like George Orwell?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the thing, we haven't taught them to act better. Maybe if the NG was actually used over the summer and rioting meant a bullet to the head, this meme wouldn't be accurate.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's understandable, but Shoe?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Judging by the fact that they called Pewdiepie and Shoe0nHead Nazis, I would say there's a decent chance it was a troll account lol.

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