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AngryMuffin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Twist: both were Amazon Alexa devices

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AngryMuffin 10 points ago +16 / -6

How much more stupid do you have to be to reject a chance of eternal salvation in return for belief in basic common sense and a moral code that has lasted two thousand years?

You are on the wrong side of Pascal's wager.

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AngryMuffin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take the money, take his withered old cock, show your fealty to Satan you gormless asshole.

Binders full of demons

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AngryMuffin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steamships? Perhaps they could pick me up a whale on their way unless the Barbary Pirates get them first

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AngryMuffin 19 points ago +19 / -0

Would you also hesitate to call if it was a white criminal?

If yes, then you are a criminal low life

If no, then you are a racist motherfucker.

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AngryMuffin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I expect that there are pictures of that known racist Justin Turdeau in a skirt with melons stuffed up his jumper - and black face.

"Hello 'dere, I'm de black ladee"

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AngryMuffin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real Whitehouse has a rat infestation - they moved in in January.

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AngryMuffin 7 points ago +7 / -0

<joke explained> 1/ There is a Mandela effect, a phenomenon in which a person or a group of people have false or distorted memories. Some believe that the Mandela effect is proof of alternate realities, while others blame it on the fallibility of human memory.

2/ Kamala has had a lot of big loads blow up in her face over the years, usually donated by people who can further her political ambitions

Short jump to something blowing up in your face being called the Kamala Effect.

Make it so!

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AngryMuffin 6 points ago +6 / -0

But hey, at least we used the right pronouns and promoted mentally ill psychopaths - right?

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AngryMuffin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take rotting pears from Argentina, freeze, send to Thailand, bleach and preserve using chemicals not permitted in US. Add "pear flavor" and high-fructose corn syrup and stick that shit in cheap plasticizer leaking packaging and ship it to the US and charge double the cost of a fresh pear

Indian tear.mp4

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AngryMuffin 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm really truly serious that a lot of these "doctors" need to lose their licenses to practice.

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AngryMuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

"All the cool kids are doing it" - are big tobacco doing their marketing for them?

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