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Anus_Blenders_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never. Ever. Ever. get married without an enforceable prenup. If she protests it's a sign she isn't committed to making it work anyway

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Anus_Blenders_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's exactly like how saying "studies have shown" first used to win the thread on facebook a few years ago

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Anus_Blenders_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

We know where to aim first if they don't. If it goes that way my conscience will be clear as can be

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm kinda bummed on some level that covid wasn't actually anything serious because it would take out a lot of idiots

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Anus_Blenders_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you even quadratic bro?

Y = MX + B (If B = Bitch)

Bring it

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd set that awesome kid up with one of my cousins her age in a few years. Love it

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Anus_Blenders_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those dudes are cool as hell

I'd date the bitch just to tell her I slept with her sister after a few weeks

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try on a hit of acid and a box of krispy kremes

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Anus_Blenders_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've met feminists with the above description

Not even trannys, just human minivans

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Anus_Blenders_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're also the work prolatariate class (or whatever the fuck word they invented for workforce)

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got karen'd today and just ignored her while she freaked out and went looking for management as I disappeared up the elevator with 14 floors to choose from

Make cops respond to lots of maskhole "trespassing" claims. So many of them they write it off as the low interest bullshit it is

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Anus_Blenders_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvoting for Windows Vista, and the rest of the post too. But seriously, fuck windows

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Anus_Blenders_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

The whole persona is a challenge

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Anus_Blenders_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Long hair dude here with the Fabio locks. It's true. I let my natural oils do their thing between using high quality products on it

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Anus_Blenders_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make them call the police on you. If enough people do this they'll be less inclined to take the chicken littles seriously or at least put it lower on the list when there are real calls to respond to

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