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ArcticPharaoh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was elected to lead. Not to read. NUMBAH 3!

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could open the state up...or milk the remaining brain dead city-dwellers there.

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ArcticPharaoh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren't some of our citizens already zombies? I see no difference between NPCs and zombies.

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Iranian NIGHTS!!!!!!

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ArcticPharaoh 18 points ago +18 / -0

I had learned about Caesar's story recently and always feared this is how it would go down. I had my doubts on Pence. I think history will always repeat itself. We'll just have new toys.

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ArcticPharaoh 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do you guys do coupon discounts?

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ArcticPharaoh 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's racist only 3/5 of the time.

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found a brain on the sixth floor. Did someone lose a brain?

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ArcticPharaoh 135 points ago +137 / -2

Here before possible sticky.

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ArcticPharaoh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was just going to say...

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ArcticPharaoh 21 points ago +21 / -0

Go woke, go broke never fails.

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ArcticPharaoh 4 points ago +4 / -0

This just in. Camping and park business profits skyrocket!!

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably one of the scariest scenes Disney had ever animated for kids.

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ArcticPharaoh 41 points ago +41 / -0

Look fat...80 millions voters can't be summoned from the dead to watch videos. They can only be summoned on Election Day.

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ArcticPharaoh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black people are water-benders now?

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ArcticPharaoh 11 points ago +11 / -0

BRACKU RIVESU MATTERU!!! PREASE VOTE FOR BEI JINGPING BI DENG.

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ArcticPharaoh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Florida is too humid for masks. It's gets all wet and mushy. And it tears apart. Plus when it's hot, you can't breathe in it. If you have glasses like me, my lens get fogged up. And that's not good when I'm behind the wheel. Fuck these masks.

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ArcticPharaoh 199 points ago +200 / -1

WISCONSIN BELONGS TO THE PATRIOTS

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