Are you kidding??? If I were asked to do a presentation in this presser with POTUS, I would be all "I'm not worthy...I'm not worthy...".

Except, of course, POTUS would never have me doing it if I weren't worthy, so I would basically kick ass and take names...and in a much more entertaining way than Brad!

My favorite quote....

"We've done the right thing."

Yes, POTUS, you totally did the right thing, and we thank you for that!

ORANGE MAN DOES MATHS

ASSHOE

IS

F*$^ the lawyers! Normal folks can understand the Constitution, too. Our forefathers guaranteed it.

RIGHT? My thought exactly!

Try adding a little Thug Life into it...much better response!

He is the BEST VP ever!

Wouldn't it make you choke on your Corn Flakes? They should be ashamed.

Lay off Brad...he's nervous because he's having the experience of a lifetime. I probably wouldn't be much different in that scenario!

POTUS is playing the game. It sucks that we will all pay, but he is teaching them about winning, which will eventually, as results are seen, will win over all but the most TDS-rampant turds.

NAH...Brad is the SWAB CHAD!

It's because he has to talk about finger pricks.

TIL more about swabs than I ever wanted to know.

His inner circle knows him as CHAD. He has very big machines.

Honor of a lifetime, baby! You know that's right!

IF...If we can eliminate the voter cheating, it will be a different story.

No SSSHHHHTAMINA!

STUPID, greedy effers won't all do it, though...they neither see nor care about the long view. They are in and out for profit only.

And not in a good way...

I'm all in!

Efff your race-baiting, question...we asked your local leaders, so if there is RAAAAYYYYYCISSSSSMMMMM, it's from them!

And still, he KEEPS ON BUILDING!

Face it, it was a DEFEAT party and the tears were OH SO SALTY...I still 'member!