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AsshoeCommies 7 points ago +7 / -0

you hit the nail on the head "did you see this?"

(Saw that ^ spammed quite a bit in comments a while back. Generic response followed by - I assume - a malicious link. Never did check.)

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AsshoeCommies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump also constantly put Biden on the defensive against his own party (the topics of police, "Green New Deal" etc).

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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AsshoeCommies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dear CNN: the legal consequences of this is that Amy Coney Barrett still needs to be confirmed by the Senate. Upon confirmation, the legal consequences are that she is now able to rule on cases that reach the Supreme Court. That is all. :)

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AsshoeCommies 117 points ago +117 / -0

Unironically this. Even just by the "people killed" metric he'd have a lower killcount than the rest of Washington individually.

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AsshoeCommies 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no, satire isn't supposed to just be the unaltered truth, that's not how this works!

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AsshoeCommies 2 points ago +2 / -0

won an election that was rigged in his opponents favor

Has this even happened before in the history of everything? Seems like a first to me.

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AsshoeCommies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do.... do they not read Trump's Twitter?

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AsshoeCommies 11 points ago +12 / -1

They've been screaming DICTATOR since November 8, 2016. optics are worthless if the nation burns.

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AsshoeCommies 4 points ago +5 / -1

We are a nation whose rights were given to us by God. No one can take them away. (In modern English, I believe this roughly translates to "get fukt, commies")

Incidentally, the phrase "under God" was originally added to the Pledge of Allegiance specifically to piss off commies. So yes, that is indeed the correct translation.

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AsshoeCommies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy mother of God their tone is insufferably condescending. Tilting, really. This shit is why I have anger issues.

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AsshoeCommies 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like that representation of capitalism. Even the guy on the bottom is doing way better than anyone in any of the other frames.

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AsshoeCommies 35 points ago +35 / -0

She looks almost as disgusted as the rest of us, too.

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AsshoeCommies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every mistake in his tweets. You know, the ones he puts there to bait the media into covering them. Those are, like, bad and stuff.

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AsshoeCommies 7 points ago +7 / -0

"It's not necessarily the people who represent the ideals"

I'm trying to parse the meaning of this and I'm getting nothing. What the fuck am I reading

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