Nah, it's Chyna News Network. We're good.
Instead of a spelling mistake, this time it's the tenses scrambled. Media will latch on to that and be all "Bernie already lost" and boom, message amplified.
Never forget HanAssholeSolo, who took a doxxing in order to show CNN exactly how we feel about them.
That double arrow is suspiciously short...
I didn't want to be right about this one, not gonna lie.
It's an opinion article whose sole purpose is to let USA Today say "yeah we were totally unbiased look!" Shoot, not even that - the article is still using all the scary buzzwords and numbers, just with a "don't actually freak out please" line as the lead. Harmless counterbalance for the MSM, there.
Interestingly, the replies to this one are entirely supportive. Probably because it isn't the bug lantern that is GEOTUS' Twitter feed.
China lied, people died. Cuomo lied, people died.
I would prefer not to expand this list, thanks.
In addition, the client is given a hard-to-solve but easy-to-verify problem, making the requestor burn far more resources than it costs the server.
He got CNN to spam up the airwaves with "shithole" a while ago so why not?
Schrute meme False, he cured a particularly strong flu. Not cancer. Checkmate Blaumphturds.
No pun in-ten-ded?
oh god endless scrolling... Thank you for the setting to turn this off. I like having my front page stop.
ok so standard fucking procedure, why is this even a headline smh
...is what I would say if we weren't in Clown World right now.
Listening to that reporter made me viscerally angry. Fearmongering for ratings? Homing in on EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG LOOK AT ALL THE WRONG THINGS? Fuck 'im.
Aaaaaaand it's unavailable. What are the odds.
"Anti-Evil"
Why am I having flashbacks to the PATRIOT Act and the Affordable Care Act?
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
Simple fact-based observation, really.
How badly we-- China meeting the challenge-- are you fucking kidding me, Haass? How little we're doing for others? Okay, we have travel bans on Europe, Canada (mutual btw), Mexico, China (early AF btw). I might have missed some too. There's also economic relief actions for American individuals and businesses that I'm not fully up to date on here. On top of the enacted health safety measures.
Fuck China. Only bad things come from China. ONLY. BAD. THINGS. And fuck equally any faggot who supports Xinnie the Pooh.
That playbook right there is why I shelved (and still shelve) my concerns over Trump. He's doing a lot of things right, and he's the only one trying to get the important things right. It ain't worth going "I wish he'd do X better" and causing pointless doubt.
....wait, this isn't an actual Trump Tweet? I clicked the link at least twice expecting to be on Twitter. Well crafted.
"DAMMIT~!" --the MSM
Oh! Like torpedoes! Genius!
Wait, what's that wooshing sound above my head...?
Le Proof