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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. No need for the punchline. I think the vaccine line is more likely to achieve that outcome...

Absolutely NOT an anti-vaxxer (my yellow vaccine book shows I'm up to date on everything possible), but I guarantee you I'll be dragging my feet on getting stabbed with the Wu-Flu fix.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEE! Are you telling me I have to transition to stay effective? REEEE!

Too late, we're already on SI units in the rest of the developed world, thank you very much.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could you imagine if he still had access to Twitter or its freedom loving equivalent?

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AussieTrumpFan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Skittle off the old ...

Nah, can't finish it. No matter how hard I try.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Panem et circenses, but I can't see Potatus delivering on the panem part of the promise.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Capslock is cruise control for cool, right? Either that or you're really angry about the original list, but it seems you're both arguing the same point.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insane Clown Posse? I would have thought that maybe they were level -1 or something, though.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, all that self-acknowledged cannibalism, doomer prepping, ruling class bullshit is just a normal part of Silicon Valley / The Bay.

Actually, come to think of it, it probably is.

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, out of interest, does the FBI annual fitness test time how long it takes to stand back up after taking a knee, or do they permit flopping to the ground and rolling around in the foetal position instead?

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing like the old Malicious Compliance to shame people into leaving you alone:

Just snap to attention and try to click your heels together as loudly as possible.

Present your papers (or lack thereof) straight in front of you in your straightened right arm while saying:

"Jawohl, Herr Unterfuhrer."

Anyone watching should get the idea the only reason you're not giving a Bellamy salute is because you're holding your papers.

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AussieTrumpFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

What meme? Isn't this an official FBI picture of the current Press Secretariat?

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't that more in the realm of Jungian / Freudian woo woo? Either way, it's not something I've had the chance to do since I was able to call a boss "a petulant child" for calling me a "thespian". The number of confused looks from people who thought they heard what they didn't hear was hilarious.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, sir, I've had too much to think....

I actually worked for a really good boss at one point who was public service and one particular year the public service union were going to have a picnic day to celebrate some sort of union power dick waving or something. The day they chose was May 1st.

I asked my boss if the union was aware of the importance behind that date to the global union / workers movements. He told me not to be so loud when asking questions, but assured me that the union power structure in Australia was so far removed from reality that they probably had no idea about their own history or relative importance of global workers rights (there's a reason why a lot of Australian union power brokers are former Scottish or Welsh miners, once Thatcher broke them they had to go somewhere).

I said I was willing to donate some flags to their picnic day to help them celebrate. They were mostly solid red. With a tiny bit of yellow. For those who couldn't carry flags I had some little books for them to carry and wave. Again, they only had red covers.

He told me to shut up and go away or he'd find more work for me to do, since I was clearly not working hard enough.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, you're saying that it's not just Phoenix that shouldn't exist and is a monument to man's arrogance?

I've lived places where I've dreaded voting at elections (the secure paper method), because there's been no viable choice for anything. All the options were self-aggrandizing douches who had a sociopath streak a mile long and even the idea of voting party first was abhorrent.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been done. But at that point, they just call it "road furniture" to make anybody who might be remotely upset at their original purpose feel better.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially for Keynes!

He's also got some way to go as an economist. He's only got a suburb of London named for him, whereas his ideological opponents have an entire country (Austrian school).

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