And now for quick Mafs:
The Latin Kings are muscling in on your turf and have iced some bros. The Aryans (fucking racist bikers) have set up meth kitchens in your hood.
It's time to settle some scores.
If the Latin Kings only have Mac-10s, and the Aryans have pump action sawn-offs, who should you go after first, taking into account cyclic rate and local supplies of ammunition?
Question 2. You used a shotty to blow the balls off the local Latin Kings dealer, and his Mac-10 to light up the Aryans' bikes at their dive bar. How long until they go after each other?
I'm not a US Citizen. I can habs guns now?
How about a fair trade agreement. I'll buy the guns (NFA-style included) and you lot can buy my Trump gear and we'll trade.
Given that Obama-lite is making a shitshow of things, I think there's already well-established routes over the Southern border for weapons to go, it's just they've usually been used in the other direction.
I'm confused. Your wife's boyfriend lets you watch Netflix?
Or hacked off, bigot.
Nah. No need for the punchline. I think the vaccine line is more likely to achieve that outcome...
Absolutely NOT an anti-vaxxer (my yellow vaccine book shows I'm up to date on everything possible), but I guarantee you I'll be dragging my feet on getting stabbed with the Wu-Flu fix.
So you're saying it was the Secret Service playing on his behalf, then?
REEEEE! Are you telling me I have to transition to stay effective? REEEE!
Too late, we're already on SI units in the rest of the developed world, thank you very much.
Could you imagine if he still had access to Twitter or its freedom loving equivalent?
Skittle off the old ...
Nah, can't finish it. No matter how hard I try.
Panem et circenses, but I can't see Potatus delivering on the panem part of the promise.
Capslock is cruise control for cool, right? Either that or you're really angry about the original list, but it seems you're both arguing the same point.
Didn't want to be confused for a sheep by a randy back rower.
Insane Clown Posse? I would have thought that maybe they were level -1 or something, though.
I'd prefer it if he went Misère, but we're not playing 500 / Euchre / Bridge.
u/doggos IS dogecoin
Yeah, all that self-acknowledged cannibalism, doomer prepping, ruling class bullshit is just a normal part of Silicon Valley / The Bay.
Actually, come to think of it, it probably is.
So, out of interest, does the FBI annual fitness test time how long it takes to stand back up after taking a knee, or do they permit flopping to the ground and rolling around in the foetal position instead?
Nothing like the old Malicious Compliance to shame people into leaving you alone:
Just snap to attention and try to click your heels together as loudly as possible.
Present your papers (or lack thereof) straight in front of you in your straightened right arm while saying:
"Jawohl, Herr Unterfuhrer."
Anyone watching should get the idea the only reason you're not giving a Bellamy salute is because you're holding your papers.
There are a number of limits on when you can receive the ballots and still have them be valid. 3.30 the morning AFTER an election WILL NEVER BE VALID.
Does that mean Time magazine is now going to be deplatformed?
What meme? Isn't this an official FBI picture of the current Press Secretariat?
Isn't that more in the realm of Jungian / Freudian woo woo? Either way, it's not something I've had the chance to do since I was able to call a boss "a petulant child" for calling me a "thespian". The number of confused looks from people who thought they heard what they didn't hear was hilarious.
Sorry, sir, I've had too much to think....
I actually worked for a really good boss at one point who was public service and one particular year the public service union were going to have a picnic day to celebrate some sort of union power dick waving or something. The day they chose was May 1st.
I asked my boss if the union was aware of the importance behind that date to the global union / workers movements. He told me not to be so loud when asking questions, but assured me that the union power structure in Australia was so far removed from reality that they probably had no idea about their own history or relative importance of global workers rights (there's a reason why a lot of Australian union power brokers are former Scottish or Welsh miners, once Thatcher broke them they had to go somewhere).
I said I was willing to donate some flags to their picnic day to help them celebrate. They were mostly solid red. With a tiny bit of yellow. For those who couldn't carry flags I had some little books for them to carry and wave. Again, they only had red covers.
He told me to shut up and go away or he'd find more work for me to do, since I was clearly not working hard enough.
So, you're saying that it's not just Phoenix that shouldn't exist and is a monument to man's arrogance?
I've lived places where I've dreaded voting at elections (the secure paper method), because there's been no viable choice for anything. All the options were self-aggrandizing douches who had a sociopath streak a mile long and even the idea of voting party first was abhorrent.
Or Levine