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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. You see, that already happened when someone ordered a Flaming Sambucca. The sexual assault was someone ordering a Cocksucker Cowboy.

And the attempt on her life was someone ordering an Irish Carbomb. At least it wasn't an Irish bar she worked at, or that one really might have been deadly. Either that or ordering a Black and Tan.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beats Bukkake theatre. Or, maybe it doesn't. I don't know with these words any more. I need our "completely legitimate overlords" to finish redefining them so that I may use the correct word.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could always re-establish Trump Casino in Atlantic City.

There could be the hall of Democratic Finance (Slot machines), where they only guarantee a payout of $1,000 once you give them all your money and livelihood (*Guarantee not applicable for US citizens).

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AussieTrumpFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even better would be a "Legitimate Democratic President" wing. You walk through the door from the main library and it's just an empty field staked out for future construction. Maybe a couple of abandoned items of construction equipment and a perimeter fence that barely works.

It's nothing like the brochure described.

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uhm. I don't think the South has a good history with burning t's. You might end up attracting too many Democrats. And they won't be wearing Giza sheets.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to be worried if the surge of populism that Trump started globally is reversed and we get a lot of those nations suddenly going authoritarian and declaring whole swathes of their population domestic terrorists.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll just say that I'm glad there's someone like SpaceX in the game and actually showing that it's feasible to make a viable commercial run at it. The fact that it's Elon propping it up is just great (I wish he'd put a teapot in the glovebox of his Tesla that he launched, but that might have been a little too esoteric for many people).

Back when I was a kid I don't think anyone could have imagined that it would be possible for a SpaceX to exist, and it was really only the Sci-Fi world that even thought of anything remotely close to it.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, they probably knew what they would have received then. A rare case of a smart MP.

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AussieTrumpFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish that wasn't a truthful answer. I wish that wasn't even an answer you could give jokingly.

Boy, the last four years+ have been quite an awakening.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right. Still don't understand why there, of all places, but I will support no matter what.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope you responded:

"Fuck off ya cunt.

Of course we're keeping Straya Day, or else next time I get a democracy sausage, you'll be down at cenno filling out forms."

It was a citizenship test....

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dunno. I've been to Hawaii and Tonga. I've seen where the new land is being made. The governments there get a bit pissy if you try to claim it as your own, though.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even planes will tell pilots what they are. Ever hear them bitching at the pilot:

"RETARD. RETARD. RETARD."

I'm sitting there going, how did the plane know that?

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AussieTrumpFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, stop using terms of Aussie endearment if you don't want a whole mob of Bruce's and Sheilas clogging up the board with their right-side-up conspiracies.

We're still recovering from Goon of Fortune on Invasion 'Straya Day.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps a "Cockjuggling eurofag". Or, since they're German, play to their insecurities: "Even the Swamp Germans [Ze Dutch] are better at being faggots than you are".

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why I'm a supporter of Ehren Watada. I am disappointed that there are so many people advocating that this happen or that happen without actually seeing what happens when someone puts their balls on the line for real.

At the time I didn't know enough whether Watada was making the right decision, but I respected his courage to take a principled stand and actually go through with standing up to what he saw as illegal orders. I hold him in the same esteem as Hugh Thompson Jr. If I ran the world, we'd have our military institutions named after heroes like them.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, I must be missing something. Why Minnesota first? I get the whole Minnesomalia thing, but why there first?

by Moebius
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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought you were saying Moist Critical was a description of the scent.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Will that be before or after Dr Dick Levine administers his new covid test?

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, even if it was all his, and the prenup said that, I'm sure if they ever divorced that there would be a lenient judge that would be willing to strike down the prenup for "muh equal rights"

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