The glasses! I think I’m getting better at this game?!
And there we have what should be Merriam Webster’s definition for OXYMORON....better yet, an OXYMORONIC PARADOX
PER M-W’s definitions: A paradox is a statement or argument that seems to be contradictory or to go against common sense, but that is yet perhaps still true—for example, "less is more."
oxymoron noun: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (such as cruel kindness) broadly : something (such as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements
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