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BabbleRabble 22 points ago +22 / -0

El Donaldo Diablo rides again.

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BabbleRabble 9 points ago +9 / -0

I find wooden Fs Js and Bs at the craft section at Wal Mart and place them on the shelf of the empty meat section.

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BabbleRabble 28 points ago +28 / -0

uh oh, boys... she's spotted us.

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

reminds me of my route as a paper boy..... I had the choice of going to 100 hourse, or 2 dumpsters (RIP Mitch)

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BabbleRabble 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If it falls your lot to be a street sweeper, sweep streets like Michelangelo painted pictures, sweep streets like Beethoven composed music, sweep streets like Leontyne Price sings before the Metropolitan Opera. Sweep streets like Shakespeare wrote poetry. Sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will have to pause and say: Here lived a great street sweeper who swept his job well."

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BabbleRabble 1 point ago +1 / -0

I turn that shit around and plow thru them wit mah troof mobile.

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BabbleRabble 9 points ago +9 / -0

Buy the ticket, take my updoot.

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BabbleRabble 26 points ago +26 / -0

The German language sounds best when it is being used to completely roast people.

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

T-t-t-t-t-t turd turd turd, turd is thw word.

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BabbleRabble 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yo cameltoe - yer using your mouth the wrong way again. stay on your knees where you belong.

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BabbleRabble 3 points ago +3 / -0

are you saying I will be able to dodge dope sickness?

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BabbleRabble 4 points ago +4 / -0

"When you're absolutely, positively not a glowie."

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BabbleRabble 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fauci gonna need some miiiilk.

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