It’s funny, people who don’t have to worry about their paycheck because they get government pay, celebrate others losing their ability to earn their own living, and even are proponents of those people getting economically crushed. People who use their government power to shut other people down from being able to earn an honest living should also be disallowed from earning their living. Problems will solve themselves then.
I've never seen any advertisements about MADD members volunteering to give people rides home from partying too much on major holidays such as NYE or St. Patrick's Day. They just raise money, scare kids, and pontificate about badness. If they really wanted to help, perhaps they should drive drunk people home rather than lecture them on the evils of alcohol. Seems as if they just love to hear themselves berate normal people and collect money.
They are missing a bunch:
Flies US Flag
Flies US Flag upside down since the "erection"
Owns and is holding GME stonk until hell freezes over
Owns a firearm (higher scored for more guns owned)
Owns ammunition (higher score for owning more than the capacity of the firearm)
Concealed Carry permit holder
Live in a Constitutional carry state
Member of NRA
Member of CCA
Member of Gun Owners of America
Drives purely American cars
Has a US Flag based FACE COVERING (but refuses to wear it)
Only buys American appliances
Relatives buried at Arlington National Cemetary (+1 point for every year they have been buried there)
Avoids California
Avoids Oregon
Avoids Washington (D.C & State)
Avoids New York
Laughs when seeing Jerry Nadler waddle away from the podium with shit in his diaper.
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Don't burn the bridge on the way out. You never know when you make it big and need a pool cleaner you could qualify either for a big discount, or you could could be "that pain in the ass customer that always bitches out the manager (your boss' daughter), and they will have to take it from you. Also you could fire them for making anti Trump comments and turn it into a spectacle.
Operation “Emmigrate to Texas”, officially beginning.