They can have one. Got nothing else to live for.

My grammar and typing got so much better by arguing with people on the internet years after graduating. I don’t know how, but I’ve been getting 12/9s on standardized tests since I was a freshman, despite not knowing your vs you’re, its vs it’s, and so on.

From the ones I’ve met, I get the impression their parents are the ones pushing it. Well, the mom.

“Diversify Africa” should be on a T-shirt.

I went in looking for a small revolver and got this instead. It’s the anti snag version. It’s a pain to take down and get leverage on the slide catch due to its anti snag features. Feels great though. I prefer it to my baby glock for concealing and it fits better in the hand.

Still want a revolver though. Guess I like the idea of not leaving brass all over the place, in Minecraft.

Cost me $45 for 50 low grain 9mm last week. That’s like an extra tank of gas. Still worth it. Quit the energy drink habit and buy a box each pay day.

Just start an initiative accusing everything that requires an id as banning black people. Be relentless and go viral.

“Why are black people banned from the library?!”

“Wells Fargo prevents black people from opening accounts!”

“Biden administration blocks black veterans from receiving healthcare at the VA.”

“Black unemployment and poverty increasing under Biden admin.”

Either it’ll be so successful that they get rid of ID for everything, or some brains might grow a new wrinkle.

HR wants a reason though. I usually go with attendance. We’re short handed so we are lenient, but all points are recorded.

When people thank me for my service, it used to bug me, but now I take it as “thanks for pledging to protect us and the constitution”. I mean, we didn’t get to, but we were willing to.

I’ll stick with gymnastics and figure skating for the same reason I always pick hot chicks in Tekken. Never got the draw of watching overweight men tackling each other.

Wish it would hurry up and collapse

I was one of them. See you Sunday!

Don’t worry, riot season is coming.

We get those pallets too at work. I wondered if it was a coincidence or not.

So make a “BLM for Trump” bumper sticker

That technology would ruin our way of life. He also liked to mail bombs to people, which tends to overshadow his manifesto.

People have too much to lose while the system is still functioning. Got a mortgage to pay, bills, and need a job. Things have to get worse before they risk it all.

And everyone at the VA that isn’t a doctor. I thought about applying as a way to continue serving, but they only hire black people. “Sorry to interrupt your loud conversation about getting your hair did, but can I check in for my appointment?”

They are with the wmds in Iraq.

She has nice boots.

I kinda prefer collapse and return to the barter system.

Tells you who is really in charge of the conservative party.

My work is going full in with the DEI thing. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Had a zoom meeting last week with all the store managers and admin. They butter you up with things that sound fair to anyone that was raised to be colorblind and not care what people do in their bedroom, but then boom... let’s stereotype all white people, especially straight white males, as inherently privileged and drenched in original sin! Have black friends? Not good enough. Hired a transgender person? Not good enough. Grew up in poverty far away from public transportation? Not good enough.You’re still a straight white male.

Gas just hit $3 here and I imagined having a Prius on my drive home today.

Monogamous and long term are pretty rare, so she has that going for her, I guess.