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Barack-Obama 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'm stick of this bitch stepping on my spotlight.

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Barack-Obama 23 points ago +23 / -0

Kamala and I definitely have this in common.

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Barack-Obama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her O face doesn’t even compare to mine. Not even close.

by Jotoku
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Barack-Obama 11 points ago +11 / -0

That describes me too except for the obese part.

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Barack-Obama 12 points ago +12 / -0

In fairness, I would be upset if I missed out on that too.

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Barack-Obama 11 points ago +18 / -7

This is disgusting. It would be much better if the characters were both guys.

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Barack-Obama 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hello Can you hear me Am I getting through to you Hello Is it late there Is there laughter on the line Are you sure you're there alone 'Cause I'm Trying to explain Something's wrong You just don't sound the same Why don't you Why don't you Go outside Go outside Kiss the rain

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Barack-Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is 100% the plan. They have been setting up the "Trump won't leave office" narrative.

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Barack-Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftism makes women ugly. This is a proven fact.

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Barack-Obama 39 points ago +39 / -0

There's no point in me taking a sexual enhancement drug when 10/10, I'm on the receiving end.

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Barack-Obama 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like pedes because they tend to have big dicks, which I’m into it. Soy fags like myself have small cocks.

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Barack-Obama 14 points ago +14 / -0

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Barack-Obama 23 points ago +24 / -1

I wasn't included in this poll because I was born in Kenya.

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Barack-Obama 29 points ago +29 / -0

I wouldn’t mind incest, but only if it was with a guy.

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Barack-Obama 4 points ago +4 / -0

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Barack-Obama 7 points ago +7 / -0

I spent most of my time drawing dicks when I wasn’t bent over my desk. GEOTUS does actual work. That’s our biggest contrast.

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Barack-Obama 62 points ago +66 / -4

What’s strange is that I’ve been blasted in the ass for most of my life. Yet I never sharted until my wife got a hold of my ass. Probably because she has traps and lats of a beast. Strong ramming power. I wish I was less of a little bitch.

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Barack-Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya'll should capture commies and buttrape them. I promise I wouldn't enjoy it!

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Barack-Obama 1 point ago +1 / -0

MIke Pence?! For real?

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