I’m getting fucked in the ass right now.

If all those cop cars were exchanged for big dicks, I would pull over immediately.

I am NOT happy unless a large object is penetrating my faggot ass.

I prefer it on my face.

He’s being quiet about his true plans for a 3rd party so the faggot GOP doesn’t impeach him. I know this because I’m also a worthless faggot like the RINOs.

My main skills are deepthroating and taking it in the ass.

The boys at the farm call me Bend Over Barry.

I’ve had all kinds of things shoved up my ass.

I’d be more interested in dads

I can't stand cock teasing. Either stick your cock in my ass or gtfo.

You just know he has a great cock under that suit.

I like big dicks.

Penis >>>>>>>>> Pussy.

You can't stick pussy up your ass.

Deported.

Sign me up!

My wife puts me in a cage when she's not fucking my gay butthole.

I’m attracted to anything with a penis.

I know exactly how you feel.

You think you're the only one here who likes to deepthroat cock? I'm the best at it bud.

Anybody who bends you over should be a fond memory. There’s nothing better.

That’s debatable.

Where?! My butthole is ready!

I wish .win had a sub where people just post their dick picks. I'd be so happy.

I like multiple erections in my ass at the same time.

I'd like to volunteer my gay butthole to be fucked up.